Dear young me,
What’s up? How is it going? If this letter reaches you correctly, you are sitting on your couch awaiting the start of Tuesday, October 20 of The Bachelorette, thinking it will be the funny, sometimes cringe-worthy but ultimately silly moment. habitually. . Well, it’s your slightly older self right after the Tuesday, October 20 episode of The Bachelorette ended, and we’re here to tell you it’s not. It’s weird. It gets deep, awkward, and heavy in a way that you wouldn’t expect.
Sure, there are blind folds and gang dodgeball, but there are also screams of the desert and a somewhat unexpected reaction to the gangbang concept. Still, it’s not as fun as you might imagine, even with all the butt. The buttocks are strangely sad – like emotionally, not physically.
Sorry, that was such a stupid use of time travel. Drink water please!
Love, your a little older, a little more thirsty self.