Top 8 Cool Schoolyard Games We Completely Forgot (And It’s Unfair)

The pogs, the jojo’s, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you think you spent all of elementary school playing this before moving on to Magic or Pokemon, you’re kidding yourself. There were other top games in the world. It’s just that you’re old and your memory is failing.

1. Deus Cards

The best game in the world. I absolutely don’t remember the rules anymore, but you could play with Quetzacoalt and eat Zeus and it was so good and after, after, we could manage to have lots of cards and there were the too strong ones that shone and a Japanese goddess that was too good, it was too good, even if at the time we said not too good, but it was still the favorite.

2. Skip it

The best game in the world. You hung it on your foot and it went round and round, you could dance, dance, dance, dance like Mulan, and after, after, after, you could kick that bitch Aude Vellard because she had kissed Theo in the bathroom and everyone knew she was nothing but a bitch.

3. Reflex yo-yos

The best game in the world. I mean, the yoyo, it was coming up on its own, on its own! When he was losing speed! And you could do tricks, and even like Aude Vellard, she was a big fan, and after, after, after, she wanted to give me a kiss in the toilet, it was waaaah, but my mom must not have known it , and one day, one day, the yoyo broke, and afterwards, Aude didn’t want to play with me anymore.

Signed: Theo.

Top 8 cool schoolyard games we completely forgot (and it's unfair)
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4. Madballs

The best game in the world. Bouncing balls with heads, heads, monster heads, and being too scary and stuff and actually, they were bouncing, and you could, you could play palm ball with it, or try to aim for Theo’s eye who was going out with Aude and in fact we could try to hurt her and afterwards, it would bounce back and after dad and mom they would say that it made too much noise on the floor, and afterwards, afterwards, they were confiscated.

Top 8 cool schoolyard games we completely forgot (and it's unfair)
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5. Monsters in my pocket

The best game in the world. Not only were there the figurines which were super cool, but there was also a board game, collectible cards and also, also, also, there was a video game and everything. And there were rules for the monsters to clash and you could invent too many stories, it was too good, especially since in addition, in addition, you could play there with your imaginary friends.

Top 8 cool schoolyard games we completely forgot (and it's unfair)
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6. Yu-Gi-Oh!

The best game in the world. There were too strong cards with magicians and everything, but it was easier than Magic, and you could win a lot of them and manage to take all the cards from Theo, and also win all the cards from Maxime who had only imaginary friends to play with, so in fact, we didn’t play with him, and that was good, because we didn’t like him.

7. Sticky Hand

The best game in the world. You could throw your hand at Quentin’s head, and it stuck to his head, and everything, and afterwards it hurt him a little, so Quentin, he was humiliated, so he had a completely rotten fake one that broke, and what’s more, it was pink, whereas yours was blue and too classy, ​​and too beautiful, and what’s more, it made the girls laugh, even if it’s too bad for the girls.

Top 8 cool schoolyard games we completely forgot (and it's unfair)
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8. The Hopping Ball

The best game in the world. In fact, you put yourself on the ball, and presto, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped , you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped, you jumped jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping, you jumping. Then Quentin, he got together with Theo, and then he burst the ball.

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