Top 45+ of the best tweets on the second round of the presidential election

On the other hand, move the team, in the queue for my polling station I am the youngest even though I am 40 years old anyway

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—Terracid (@terracid) April 24, 2022

The old folks at my polling station saw a 19-year-old guy in a TN tracksuit come back to vote at 8:03 a.m. They’re still thinking about what just happened there

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— Arkunir (@Arkunir) April 24, 2022

Old age is when you go to vote as soon as the office opens.

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— Mathieu Zagrodzki (@MatZagrodzki) April 24, 2022

They should give us little things to eat at the exit of the polling station like when we donate our blood because there my head is spinning

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— Jean-Moundir (@supermegadriven) April 24, 2022

I got scammed I agreed to be scrutineer tonight

— Sheikh Evara (@michtosincere) April 24, 2022

My office was very well organized. No queue and after the vote the assessor even gave me a xanax.

—Nawak (@NawakP) April 24, 2022

3 hours of talk with a pretty nice guy, he says he’s prime minister and he’s going to vote, but his helicopter above my car and the 4 SUVs around us freaked me out a bit.

— whatever (@MateuilB) April 24, 2022

Don’t forget to vote Mélenchon today! We can do it !

— Guillaume feat. Poly (@MVCDLM) April 24, 2022

In an election day hangover, I clearly decided to put no chance on my side to have a good day.

— Maximaxim (@MaxiMaxime) April 24, 2022

It’s still quite ironic to vote in a school when you know what is reserved for EN by the 2 candidates.

— Toine (@HisToine) April 24, 2022

I’m still going to wash myself, maybe there’s a way to go to the polling station.

— legrugru (@legrugru) April 24, 2022

Yes, Marine Le Pen is dangerous but we risk ignoring the threat of Submarine Le Pen, who is much harder for radar to detect

— Michael Docherty (@maybeavalon) April 24, 2022

Thinking of the journalists who will have to comment on the color of the campaign manager’s socks while waiting for 8 p.m.

— Mister Samovar (@m_samovar) April 24, 2022

The guy at the polling station: “Madame, you have to take two ballots!”
Me: *takes a second Macron newsletter and gives him a Lapix-style look*

— Mi-ka, mi-gonne and re mi-ka behind ????? (@transeignant) April 24, 2022

Suspect the emoji? to have been invented just for today

— Klaire does Grr (@Klaire) April 24, 2022

it should have been xavier betrand damn

—Niki (@NikiShey) April 24, 2022

I don’t see Mélenchon’s score in the second round!!

Do you have the same problem?

— The idiot who dares everything (@leconquiosetout) April 24, 2022

Come on, the sad face of the blonde and then to bed huh.

—Michael Scott (@Freezze2) April 24, 2022

FLASH? – The sanitary pass and the masks return from this Monday, April 25

Mdr I’m kidding

But still imagine#presidential2022

— God (@_dieuoff) April 24, 2022

To tell you how happy I am, tonight I’m celebrating Macron’s victory with lukewarm beer and soft old Tucs.

— Dwarf Portekoi (@Dwarf_Portekoi) April 24, 2022

there’s barbara pompili and joel giraud dancing on one more time i’m going to fart a cable how do you cancel a vote

—Niki (@NikiShey) April 24, 2022

Bad evening for Jordan Bardella who sees his dream of becoming Minister of Culture collapse.

— Dwarf Portekoi (@Dwarf_Portekoi) April 24, 2022