Kikou the little wolves. Today we offer you a list of expressions to express your total disinterest in the words of others. Expressions to vary your vocabulary a little that will not fail to impress you and your interlocutor, even more than the expressions that we owe to religion. We have sustained language, everyday language and colloquial language. If you are a French teacher, you can use the suggestions in this top to give your students a little quiz and test their ability to distinguish between the different types of register. Of course we also invented some of them. We are like that: poet.
The true expressions
1. I don’t give a damn
Or balls, or peanuts.
2. I can’t wait for the steak
Expression prohibited in the presence of a vegan.
3. I don’t care
We can’t always do in lace.
4. I don’t care
With the variant “I don’t care about your pig”, more relevant when you talk about harassment.
5. I don’t care
Or wax, or beat, or shake, or more surprisingly: bray.
6. I really don’t care
Here the guigne is to be understood as the word “cherry” and not as “bad luck”, because apparently the variety of cherry that is the guigne is irrelevant.
7. I don’t care
My favorite expression of this top because these are two words that we don’t use much and which put together refer to a simple notion. It’s crazy what you can do with words.
The initials of “We don’t care”, quite simply. A little MSN classic from the 2000s. The real ones know.
10. I don’t care
True speech is also vulgar speech.
There are still a lot of equivocal expressions to say that we don’t care and I wouldn’t be against a “It’s not rocket science” on this subject.
13. I don’t care
Much more impactful than “I don’t care”
14. I don’t care like the year 40
But what the hell didn’t happen in the year 40 that we don’t care so much?
16. Talk To My Hand
A playground classic in 2007 which also reminds us, with a lot of melancholy, of MSN and the era of the wizz.
Who ain’t a bangs whore?
The expressions that we invented (but which are so much better)
17. I spread it on my scrotum with semi-salted butter
It’s almost like petroleum jelly after all.
18. I peel off dead skin
19. I’m chipping the pie
20. I smear it on my faucet
Approved by plumbers.
21. I roast my prime rib
Approved by butchers.
22. I’m out of luck
Approved by loggers.
23. I stuff my ear canals with it
For ENT enthusiasts.
24. I wash my armpits
25. I make dead rat stew
26. I Don’t Care About Google
This info is so uninteresting that even Google wouldn’t use this personal data.
27. I dilate my pores
Balance your pores.
28. I waddle my ass
29. I worry about them and put them in my ass
A little hard but nice, especially when you have constipation problems.
30. I wax my slippers on New Year’s Day
31. I love smoothie blender
32. Makes me roll one while the other builds fallow
33. I don’t care about a facade
34. I don’t like baking soda white vinegar
35. I do my hair
36. I dislodge my placenta
37. I don’t care about Gérard Depardieu
I really, really, really don’t give a fuck.