Hi little friends, I’m writing this top from my vacation spot because yes, it’s the best idea to go on vacation at the start of the school year. No kids running around, no tourists screaming on the beach and above all: no waiting at the airport. On the other hand, that doesn’t prevent me from reading very funny anecdotes about the start of the school year and lots of other tweets that will blow your mind.
MONDAY AUGUST 29
Table of Contents
1. If They Knew
2. Anyone but Anne the Dummer
3. A diary?
4. Normal, imagine finding some in your fridge afterwards
5. We send you good luck
6. Debilosexual
7. At the same time, it must not be easy to become a radish
MONDAY AUGUST 30
8. At the radish aisle, for example
9. The best video of the year
WEDNESDAY AUGUST 31
10. Cloclo Mode
11. “Happy birthday to me, I’m 25” “Too old for Leo DiCaprio”
12. Childhood Trauma
13. Close your eyes and listen
14. We want ads like this
THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 1
15. We like to glare at the speeders
16. “This is the craziest BeReal I’ve ever seen”
17. “My life has no meaning without Him” no it’s too much
18. Just what we needed
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 2
19. Stop buying cakes on Snapchat
20. “Me explaining how to tell the time: So it goes to 24 and then it starts over again / Leonardo DiCaprio: It looks perfect
21. Hanging out the laundry while watching TV
23. How can you be so dumb?
SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 3
24. “There are parents who spend thousands of dollars to take their 4-year-olds to Disneyland. Have you thought about taking them for a ride on the subway instead? Because I think it’s the same thing.”
25. They are tireless
26. “In 2013, I paid someone on Tumblr to make a photo montage of me and Niall, I was so happy and I posted it on Facebook”
27. Really it’s funny
SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 4
29. I’m going to ask for a 25 entry card for Christmas
30. When you feel watched
That’s all for today little friends but don’t worry, we’ll obviously meet next week for other even funnier tweets. Have a great week everyone !