Hello my little triceratops (I recently learned that we don't say triceraptors, so now I place this word everywhere to deprogram my brain, it's a technique that I saw on TikTok). I hope you had a good week. Me, obviously, because I learned lots of things about our new Minister of National Education, Sports and the Olympics thanks to all the funny revelations about Amélie Oudéra Castéra. In short, it was a very good week which we summarize for you here in tweets.

MONDAY JANUARY 22

She's so crazy, I love her

On a date with yourself

15 bullets to debate with right-wing people, thanks but no thanks

So that's not quite it

TUESDAY JANUARY 23

Always delicious jokes about these people who think that twerking with Matt Pokora is an affront to Seb's couple with Lena

I will have already fought

Mind of steel

I understood the pun

Excellent

Wake him up, we have questions

Supplement a crocodile, a cow and the sun

But please, who buys this for real?

This January is being January like no January ever has January

A small sacrifice for a big reward

Masterclass

Again, again, again

Someone wipe his tears

WEDNESDAY JANUARY 24

It seems like they're doing it on purpose!!

“Ah, do you do it like that? Ok… No, but you're the one who knows, eh…!”

Even like that he doesn't want to

Ouch

THURSDAY JANUARY 25

My favorite book series forever

Serious girl. “Your period is a day late: it’s time to take a pregnancy test”

The girls, they always drive as if they had several lives

This same friend who is then too tired to go to the club

FRIDAY JANUARY 26

Live in the champions of the week

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic at the disco

If we could just wait for the new season of L'Amour est dans le Pré to air

SATURDAY JANUARY 27

You're going to be super chockbar

SUNDAY JANUARY 28

???

Bakery meeting, 10 a.m. and off we go

Mona Lisa every 3 days

Come on, see you next week in February (if all goes well, you never know…).