When you acquire a certain notoriety, you can afford certain follies: arriving on stage with vomit in your mouth and a well-powdered nose, holding your newborn baby over the balcony of a hotel or demanding a life-size portrait of yourself. even in his dressing room… But is it really reasonable to attack his own offspring? When we dwell a little closer on the names of children of stars, we are ready to pray that these toddlers full of innocence do not have a teenage crisis or an identity crisis around the age of 5. year. little review of the worst-off.
1. Lea de Seine
The latest, little Léa is lucky to have parents who appreciate Paris and the river that passes through it. As a result, it goes to hell with a Léa de Seine. On the other hand, she risks becoming mega hot since her parents are Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk.
2. North West
Daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. It’s nice to think of the cardinal points, cowardly left aside since the arrival of the GPS. We are eagerly awaiting the little brother “South East” (even if the couple’s divorce may complicate things a little). Poor kid.
3. Fifi Trixibelle
Daughter of Bob Geldof and Paula Yates. who is her daddy’s girl? It’s fifi.
4. Pilot Inspector Lee
Son of Jason Lee. This one had to be sacrament round to deck out his child with such a first name. We can already imagine the scene in the company of his wife, after a bottle of vodka gobbled up “- Well darling, ready or not to call our child Pilot Inspektor? – I love it, CAP! »
Child of David and Victoria Beckham, who chose to name their child after the place where he was conceived. It would have been more problematic if the couple had copulated in a town in Creuse. Being called “Mortroux Beckham” is still disabling.
6. Moon Unit and Diva Thin Muffin
Daughter of Franck Zappa. Or “Unity of the moon and Diva with Muffin not fat”. Being a great guitarist obviously leaves traces…
7. Blue Angel
Daughter of The Edge of U2. Because Angel wasn’t enough. With a color, it’s something else.
8. Buddy Bear
Son of Jamie Oliver and his wife Jools. Buddy Bear yeah, “Buddy Bear”. it’s cute. Because saying anything else would be rude.
9. Scout LaRue
Daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Parents always full of imagination. Moto Trottoir was already taken apparently…
Son of 50 Cent. Not very manly as a first name and above all surprising coming from a rap singer with more than suggestive lyrics. The little one can always use his father’s popularity if we dare to make fun of him.
11. Shiloh Nouvel, Maddox Chivan, Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon
The children of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. To believe that we can afford everything when we are the most bankable couple in Hollywood. Fortunately, a large family is also used to support each other in the event of hard knocks.
12. Bronx Mowgli
Son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Went. Clever mix between their favorite cartoon hero and their favorite neighborhood? This is the only explanation that comes to mind.
Son of Sheryfa Luna and…Venus. The r’n’b singer must have been in dire need of inspiration or suffering from acute laziness, to name her child with the same first name as that of her companion. Without adding any more Junior at the end.
14. Kal El
Son of Nicolas Cage who recalls the Kryptonian name of Superman. Mr. Cage, definitely from another planet.
Daughter of former top model Laetitia Casta who was inspired by the first name of Nicole Kidman’s character in Moulin Rouge, Satine. Still as brilliant (satin not the idea of the first name) but with more letters.
16. Tim Elvis
Son of David and Cathy Guetta. Accustomed to the scene, the couple of revelers did not hesitate to pay tribute to the King of Rock, Elvis Presley, without worrying about the repercussions that this could have in the playground. For the “Tim” that precedes it, we are still looking… Classier than “Bernard-Dick” that said.
The name of Cécile Duflot’s 4th daughter (after Bleuette and Anémone). Good after, can we talk about stars, that’s another debate…
18. X Æ A-12 Musk
It will sound very fancy when Elon Musk’s son inherits the throne of Mars in the year 3569.
A pretty name completely farted that we owe to Isabelle Funaro and her divine companion Michaël Youn. The reason ? This is Michaël Youn’s lucky number. Second reason? In “I love you” there are 7 letters.
Come on, let’s all go and make ourselves vomit and we’ll come back.
Doc Gynéco’s eldest daughter who is definitely not lucky because her brother and sister are called Bruno and Jeanne. What a total scam. “Hello, my name is Jerusalem-Alda Doc Gyneco”.
21. Egypt Daoud Dean
Alicia Keys loves Egypt, so she made it a name for her son. Luckily she’s not more interested than that in toasters.
Philippe Stark doesn’t just make blind furniture, he also gives crappy first names to his children, in this case his daughter who will undoubtedly be happy never to know the slightest diminutive to her first name.
23. Onyx Solace
Alanis Morrissette fully inspired. It sends the pâté that said when you give your identity to the Post Office to retrieve a package.
This is the first name of one of Brangelina’s many children. Apparently, Viandox was no longer available.
We thought that this first name would be refused to the Civil Registry but that was without counting the fashion designer André Courrèges (otherwise known as “Le Corbusier” in the fasion) who named his daughter thus. Lucky girl.