Hello friends, it’s time for the best moment of the week: the long-awaited top tweets. We’re not going to lie to you, most of the tweets are about the death of his majesty and it’s really very funny (thoughts to the family notwithstanding). We also have jokes for you about back to school and the end of the holidays for everyone, except for the people who leave in September and whom we secretly hate.
MONDAY SEPTEMBER 5
Table of Contents
1. Work it out, like every year
2. I dropped my AirPod in the toilet and I watch it wander through the pipes on the app to locate them
3. Who wants to go see Beethoven in concert with me?
TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 6
4. Oh yes anyway
5. They will cause our downfall
WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 7
8. Move away with your big school bag
9. Seb the fry who records a gps voice, not everyone likes it
THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 8
10. Hard, but fair
11. We don’t think about it enough
12. You’re never too old to follow your dreams. Prince Charles is 73 years old and has just found his first job
14. It’s going to end at Emmaus
FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 9
16. Will I understand Charles III if I haven’t seen Charles I and Charles II
17. Psy: You have trouble recognizing compliments / Me: Thank you? / Psy: No
18. Yum yum
19. We’re Lucky
20. We Can’t Even Talk About It
21. It’s a stupid teenager, but it’s funny
SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 10
22. Same for their kids, be nice to your dads
23. The bread all wet with juice there
24. We Can’t All Have Social Security
25. A bit selfish of them
SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 11
26. This is the best description
27. The Place of the Biggest Arguments
28. The movie would have been a bit boring
If you’re not tired of laughing, we have plenty of funny jokes in stock to make you have the best day of your life. Kenavo.