Top 20+ tweets that made us laugh this week #437

That moment when there’s the bouygues technician at your house and you don’t know what to do except go around in circles in the living room pretending to pick up and throw stuff here and there because you’re useless all that pcq you dare not sit idle while he works??

—? (@madamebretzel) May 3, 2022

A referendum is just a president who asks “I’m not right, team??” to all his country

— Bamboos of the forest (@Bamboussse) May 3, 2022

8 months that I put “condiment” instead of “cordially” at the bottom of my emails. No one has seen anything yet.

— Depï (@depitdubonsens) May 4, 2022

Did you know ? Jean Castex will celebrate his 21st birthday next June: yes, it’s a 2001!
“He is mature for his age in sah”, had also entrusted Emmanuel Macron when he had appointed the senior Gers official to Matignon. pic.twitter.com/WLq5igtWKH

— Satan Giscard d’Estaing from the Comédie-Française (@SATANgiscard) May 4, 2022

Cyclists and pigeons in paris same fights, learn to manage your trajectory I am not a ninja

— the girl there (@niemesia) May 5, 2022

I’m going to advise this student who spoke in her homework of “Fourberies d’Escarpin” to drop the title: it would make a great sequel to The Devil Wears Prada.

— Mister Samovar (@m_samovar) May 5, 2022

my mother: “but are you going to have a beer at 3 p.m.??? »
me: “you know it will taste the same as at 7 p.m. huh”

– ??????? (@vaderetrosalope) May 5, 2022

Dalida: ah finally paradise I will be able to rest-

Ardisson: is SUCK CHEATING?

— x (@axelmmcI) May 5, 2022

I come out of partial, I leave the room, I make two huge middle fingers and there I turn around and I see the cleaning lady looking at me dead laughing saying to me “it’s good it’s over it’s fine to go “

– ??????? (@vaderetrosalope) May 5, 2022

I’m thinking about it…..(the trip to England where I asked my host family for “raped cheese” at the table)

— TITS OUT FOR JLM (@Gamusharaa) May 6, 2022

the fact that my parents met in line 13 keeps me from sleeping properly at night

— geto enjoyer (@stsghoe) May 6, 2022

This afternoon, a super cute waiter slipped a heart lollipop into my order. I give him a big smile. And then I hear him say: “We do that for all the customers, huh?? » pic.twitter.com/dHm3AUnYRX

— Nils (@ahbahcbien) May 6, 2022

I decided to do abs every morning on an empty stomach for 6 weeks to see what results I can get.

Day 1. I didn’t.

Have a lovely day everybody.
Be better than me.
It shouldn’t be hard, the bar is on the floor.

— KinkyDo??? (@Dorry_D) May 6, 2022

the pimples in the eyebrows is to kill the human being is that it?

— kara (@hivdahind) May 6, 2022

When Thanos had the idea of ​​eliminating 50% of the world’s population, it was surely after going shopping at Leclerc on a Saturday morning…

— Ginger Wilde (@Gabopossum) May 7, 2022

Imagine you kill an insect and like his mother she waits for him for dinner but he never comes because he is dead

— Ramatoulaye Camara (@Ramatou51) May 7, 2022

“Madam, your bike is very big and very beautiful! Goodbye!”
And he left on his Paw Patrol tricycle
That’s the only compliments we want in the street

— RacletteBagarre (@RacletteBagarre) May 8, 2022

Doctor Who fans will now be watching Sex Education and learning what sex is for the first time

— Dillon O’Hara (@LoafersWrites) May 8, 2022