Hi little friends, it’s time for the top tweets of the week to have a good laugh on a lousy winter Monday. My little tips for having a good week is to go see Licorice Pizza at the cinema, re-listen to Angèle’s new album and read this wonderful top tweets every day. Kiss.

MONDAY 10

1. It’s still more classy

“We brainstormed” = we did nothing, but in a professional way

“Abu Doumbouya??? #ReadPinned (@SauceEpice) January 10, 2022

3. “That irrepressible urge to say ‘look, it’s you’ to your brother when there’s an ugly character on TV”

the sibling urge to say “that’s u” when an ugly character comes on tv

— ????p (@ongdreww) January 10, 2022

4. “Euphoria asks a very interesting question: what if people in high school were 27”

Euphoria asks an interesting question: what if people in high school were 27 years old

— Alex Peter (@LolOverruled) January 10, 2022

TUESDAY 11

5. The daily hassle

All those times we thought the sweater would fit without taking off the glasses or it’s just me

— Sophie Marie Larrouy (@socadance) January 11, 2022

6. Oh yeah anyway

How are you tired? Personally I tried to save a document that I was writing by hand??

– Mar(bis) (@MlleMarMar) January 11, 2022

7. Best way to get a beer

Cool dude tip: At any small band gig in a bar I quickly check out what they’ve released and yell PLAY *NAME OF ONE OF THEIR SONGS*, it’s always nice to have a fan

“John Marshall Bolt?” (@marechalboulon) January 11, 2022

8. New Elementary School Insult

– You want my photo???
– Yeah to put in my NFT album

—?? ? _? ? ??????? (@BeaufDelphine) January 12, 2022

9. Me currently

There’s nothing worse than being too lazy to wash your hair in the morning because you tell yourself that “it’s ok” and you realize in the light of day that no, it’s not ok at all and that you’re going to have to spend the day like this??

—? (@madamebretzel) January 11, 2022

WEDNESDAY 12

10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

We sent my little brother to get self tests, he came back with pregnancy tests?

— R20 (@bilel_dix9) January 12, 2022

11. “I don’t know who needs to read this, but you can throw away your iPhone box. You’ll never use it.”

idk who needs to hear this but throw away that box your iPhone came in. you’ll never need that shit

– Kira? (@kirawontmiss) January 12, 2022

12. And that’s normal

currently on doctolib physically choosing the practitioner for my dentist appointment because there is no question of an ugly person putting their fingers in my mouth

— ????? (@artpopchachki) January 12, 2022

14. We really want it

Imagine Waze with the voice of Pierre Bellemare: “in 150m, turn right on boulevard Carnot WHERE AGNÈS LEROUX MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED IN OCTOBER 1977 LEAVING MAURICE AGNELET AS MAIN SUSPECT”
It would suck a little

— Madame Pelle (@MadamePeel21) January 12, 2022

THURSDAY 13

15. Every 30-something’s dream

Yes, I’m still being charged for my movie ticket at the under-27 rate, yeah, nature saves me time… what do you want…??

—Terracid (@terracid) January 13, 2022

16. We all want the same

17. Anguish

As a teenager, I shared the room with my little sister and she had night terrors, that is to say she would sit on the bed and stare into space, screaming. My mother came to calm her down and one day she said to me “she’s looking at your Malvina bed” I didn’t sleep for 6 months

—? (@madamebretzel) January 13, 2022

18. Feels like Harry Potter

19. Don’t Want To Believe It

I’ve just been asked to change the sticker I use to hide the prices, on the grounds that this sticker was pink and, you know, it’s for a little boy.

This world is fucked

— The bookseller is hiding (@librairesecache) January 13, 2022

20. It’s crazy anyway

Willy Wonka sent 5 golden tickets all over the WORLD and it was still 5 white people who found them

—? (@eactly) January 13, 2022

FRIDAY 14

21. “He had the moooots”

22. Too Practical Still

Macron has found the solution for student precariousness! prevent people from being students

— klara (@kluru_) January 14, 2022

23. So no, never in life

24. I hope there is also one without Darmanin

do you think there is a whatsapp group with all the ministers except jean-michel blanquer me i think so it’s even quite obvious

—Niki (@NikiShey) January 14, 2022

25. This ass-kissing smile from Manu

SATURDAY 15

26. “Ratatouille is way too funny because the bad guy isn’t even really bad, he just doesn’t want food cooked by rats”

ratatouille is hilarious cause the villain wasn’t even evil he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

— 534 (@rambonsaturn) January 15, 2022

27. Not very fatherly welcoming

I went to my girl’s for the first time yesterday and her daron absolutely didn’t want us to sleep together, I was hated I went back to sleep with my girl with her fist clenched

“Jules?? (@LJVoff) January 15, 2022

And you, what’s the funny little thing that happened to you last week?

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