Top 20+ of the biggest trolls in the French language, we are being laughed at

2) List of letters that give the sound “é” in English:

x

– e

Same list in French:

x

– e
– have
-er
-ez
– and
– are
– is
-ed

ETC., ETC

x

BUT WHERE ARE WE???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

x

THIS THREAD WILL BE COMPLETED IN BAD FAITH

AND SPEAKING ABOUT IT

TIME
FAITH
LIVER

YOU ARE WRONG BY A LETTER AND YOUR SENTENCE HAS NO MEANING

WHERE DO YOU GIVE ME THE STRESS LIKE THIS???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

The auxiliary have

It does not agree in gender and number with the subject

Good

But that asshole fits the COD

That is

But only

ONLY

WHEN THE COD IS PLACED BEFORE THE VERB

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM HAVING? WHAT IS THE DELIRATION THERE???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

DON’T GET ME ON THE CONDITIONAL AND THE FUTURE SIMPLE

I WILL HAVE
I WILL HAVE

I DIDN’T MAKE S, IT’S NOT TO LET THIS LETTER ROT MY CONJUGATION

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

“It’s shady” means “it’s weird”

Good

SO EXPLAIN TO ME HOW I USE THE SOUP WITH A WEIRD ???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

The circumflex

Like the bug arrives and fucks the shit up

Like “I stain” is “I dirty”

AND “I TRY” IS “I TRY”

I’M GOING TO TRY TO STAIN THIS SHITTY LANGUAGE ME

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

TAP = HIT
REPAIR = REPAIR

BILLY

IF I RE-TYPE IT WILL NOT FIX THE LEASE THINK PLEASE

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

Dear verb “throw”,

Now you take 2 t
“I throw”

Good

I accept

Also in the future

Very well, we understood the project

THEN WHY DO YOU WRITE YOURSELF WITH A SINGLE T IN THE IMPERFECT AND THE PAST SIMPLE ???

MONSIEUR WANTS TO FUCK THE WORLD BY BEING ORIGINAL IS IT ???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

Kind of double consonants

Device: 2p
Contribution: 2p
Apartment: 2p

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN

BOOM

APART

ONE P

JUST FOR FUN

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

Shall we have a drink?

Go on

Just :

A glass, a worm, a green, a worm, or a vair?

I KNOW MORE THERE

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

The words in “al” end in “aux” in the plural

Except downstream, ball, carnival, jackal, corral, final, festival, recital, treat and many others

How ?
Is there any logic behind that?

BUT OF COURSE

That no.

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

Speaking of water, let’s also talk about top, and then bone, and back

Without forgetting the jail and the sheet metal

OH ! WE STOP SHOOTING O

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

“He goes out”

Simple, verb get out, we know

And BOOM

MAGIC

SORT BECOMES ABBREVIATION OF SORTILEGE

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

Besides, hold on

“Oh” does not have the same meaning as “oh”

Oh it’s for surprise or admiration
“Ô” is to EXPRESS ALL THE POWER OF A FEELING

The guy – well, the “ô” – he has a circumflex accent and he feels more

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

Sing -> singable
Eat -> edible
Capable -> able?

But finally !

No way !

“Capable” means “who can” and not at all “who can cap”

On what basis?

JOKER AGAIN HUH

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

The Z is pronounced everywhere
“Ez” is pronounced “é”
You hear it in “gas”

And suddenly MONSIEUR decides not to comment on “Raz”

AND DOES IT SHOCK ANYONE? GENDER IT FLOWS FROM A SOURCE???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 26, 2021

Host = the person who receives AND the person who is received

YOU’RE STUNNING WHETHER TO PREPARE TO FOOD OR COMPLIMENT ON THE SQUASH GRATIN

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

The “c” is pronounced “k” before an o, an a or a u

Good

But in front of an i or an e, it is pronounced “ss”

I stay calm

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

BUT WHEN DOES THE “C” IN “SECOND” PRONOUNCE “G”???

SECOND WHICH ALSO MEANS “SECOND WHEN THERE IS NO THIRD”, THIS WORD WAS UP ONE MORNING AND DECIDED TO BE CON

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

“Probably” = “I’m not sure”

You are
WITHOUT
DOUBT
AND YOU’RE NOT SURE???

THIS LESSON IS WORTH MUCH MORE THAN CHEESE PROBABLY

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

Cart -> small car
Tartlet -> small tart
Wand -> small ring?

ABSOLUTELY NOT !

SO MUCH PAIN IN THIS LANGUAGE

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

Speaking of the letter “x”:

Fix -> “Ks”
Ten -> “ss”
Tenth -> “Z”

HOW DO YOU WANT TO LEARN TO COUNT IN THESE CONDITIONS???

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

Cow -> bovid animal
Really -> A lot, very

But absolutely

What could be more logical after all?

Oh, I know:

ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 27, 2021

Serve = “I serve”
Squeeze = “I squeeze”

Imagine you want a strong coffee DO YOU SERVE IT OR DO YOU SLOW IT?!

THERE IS A CAFFEINE DILEMMA THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST

“Louisebi?” (@AmeEnSoie) January 30, 2021