I’m not writing this top to make you procrastinate! I’m just responding to a request made by my superior, which I find quite bizarre, I confess. would she seek answers to her questions? Will this top be useful to him? Anyway, if you share this desire with my manager, whose first name I won’t mention, I’ve done some research for you and to help you avoid getting caught when you’re not doing anything wrong. It’s free, it’s fun and it’s for you.
If you take notes, you’ll look busy. Take it all the time, copy lines, make drawings, whatever you want as long as your head is in your notebook. The big plus is that it is erasable and infinitely reusable, no chance of you getting stuck.
Price : from 39.95€ at L’Avant Gardiste
It will give an impression of concentration, we will say that you do not want to be disturbed while you will simply be listening to the podcasts of Hondelatte.
Price : from 268.88€ at Amazon
So that everyone feels that you are involved in your work. So involved you don’t even blink.
Price : from 44.85€ at Gifts of Africa
For bespectacled binoculars who don’t want to get burned when they sleep, here is the unstoppable weapon.
Price : from 4.54€ at MUkhgf
The unstoppable technique to sleep peacefully behind your computer screen. I just hope for you that you don’t snore, if you do I can’t do anything for you.
Price : from 3.9€ at Youdoit
To give the impression that you work hard and that your computer never goes to sleep. Don’t forget to unplug it at night, you might think you’re working overtime.
Price : from 39.99€ at Vaydeer UK
To see when someone approaches and quickly switch tabs. Reopen this excel table, quickly!
Price : from 20.99€ at Lisol.Inc
A tidy office gives an impression of seriousness and rigour. In addition you can spend your time reorganizing your compartments, time saved by not working.
Price : from 21.99€ at JYF4COM
Just to hang out there as long as possible by taking about 10 coffees per hour.
Price : from 235€ at walrusdeals
It will allow you to separate yourself from your colleagues and create a corner just for you to supposedly “concentrate”, while you can watch series in the greatest calm.
Price : from 79.9€ at Quick-Star GmbH
So that your colleagues don’t see that you’re scrolling on your phone on Tiktok.
Price : from 25.61€ at HEFUTE UK
The best way to look busy is to shout loudly over the phone.
Price : from 15.27€ at Amazon.com
Thanks to this application you will be able to find a good excuse to leave your video meeting. The site offers 8 different effects, to vary the causes: bad connection, crying baby, barking dog, wind, echo, construction site noises or toilet flushing noises. Not bad is not it ?
To stall you in the meeting room while being sure that no one will come to disturb you.
Price : from 13.1€ at Etsy
16. Fill your diary with fictitious appointments
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You will be able to schedule appointments every day, preferably outside the office and chill on the terrace all day long. Be careful, however, to choose a terrace far enough from your office so as not to be caught.
People will have the impression that you are documenting yourself by reading a long complicated file when you will simply be reading the Harry Potter saga for the 8th time.
18. Work from home
It’s definitely the best way to get the hell out of it even if you have to be around to respond to emails or chat notifications. A click of the mouse, a sending of mail and you are quiet for the next 40 minutes.
19. Hire lots of interns
You can set up a whole team that will do your job for you.
20. Update your computer
In general it takes time and you will have to take a break.
21. Look for a new job
It’s silly but if you’re looking for ways to do nothing on the job, it may be time to change it…