Top 20 funniest tweets about milk, one of our friends for life

To the toilet the chocolatine / pain au chocolat debate, what interests us now is the debate milk before or after cereals. Because debate is to advance society, Topito will continue to argue its opinion with very explicit tweets concerning our position.

1. It’s time to shake things up

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Flash: The deputies include the fact of putting cereals before milk in article 1 of the Constitution.

— Le Gorafi (@le_gorafi) July 13, 2018

2. Not the words

Ingredients for making pancakes:
– Eggs
– Plain flour
– Milk
– Butter

Explain to me why you have mash with a dung on your plate? https://t.co/c8PFIgPxap

— Dairy Products (@LesProLaitiers) February 26, 2019

3. Move forward without me, I’ll slow you down

at university I’m the only one who takes a milk chocolate from the machine, adult life is not made for me friends

— sam (@ibgmidnight) October 3, 2018

4. It doesn’t feel like

It must be really hard being a baby. Imagine your foot scratches you, you cry, we give you the milk.

— Nick tchoupo (@TchoupoNick) February 17, 2019

5.WTF????

vegetable milk??? crari are there plants that have breasts???

– ????? (@mbroukoutou2003) August 9, 2022

6. Always people to get noticed, amazing

just learned that being lactose intolerant is actually normal but being able to drink lactose is a genetic mutation, so MUTANTS??we drink MILK??

— Bastchoin (@basthaard) August 2, 2022

7. France wants an answer

Where does this expression “to make a cheese out of it” come from? Like at one time in case of a headache you had guys out of nowhere who brought directly cow’s milk and gear in “well, where’s that going, we’re hot” mode?

— Timouton (@WagGromit) June 6, 2018

10. Call an expert, it’s for an emergency

11. Would you rather have a bowl of milk or a cup of coffee?

Ax releasing a “Leather and Cookies” deo perfect if your kind of girl is bowls of milk

—Joyca (@JoycaOff) November 4, 2018

12. It’s hot it burns

13. But what about you? You kidding ??

How old were you when you learned that hazelnut coffee was normal coffee with a drop of milk and not hazelnut coffee?

Me today. ?

— Prunette (????)?*.? (@PrunetteTV) July 20, 2021

14. Never You Hear Me, Never

The powder in the bottom of the cereal packet I prefer to burst rather than fall into my milk

— Malik (@malik_bmz) August 26, 2017

15. Naughty vegan, naughty!

Dear Mom,
On this pancake day, the enemy attacked us by revealing a vegan recipe. We are holding on thanks to the 200kg of eggs and milk in the bunker.
Jean Edmond had a heart attack after a week of pancakes saucisson bechamel andouillette pate de tête
I love you https://t.co/UOAPKYKaNh

— Maximaxim (@MaxiMaxime) February 3, 2020

16. I would even say to scream in one ear

Yes, being happy at the idea of eating cereal and realizing that you finally have more milk is a valid reason to cry your heart out.

— Sasou (@sasouumk) August 2, 2022

17. VO forever I don’t want to hear anything

While you continue to fight over milk before or after cereal, remember that we still have the VO/VF debate to resolve.

— Netflix France (@NetflixFR) July 23, 2019

18. Geopolitics is complicated

19. Probably the CM of the Dairy Products twitter account

There’s a guy in my class who tasted it’s a WHOLE liter of milk

— Julie (@persedaes) March 7, 2022

20. Scrunch scrunch

people who drink their tea without sugar or milk, isn’t it better to chew Lipton’s little bag directly?

— Coke_body?? (@Coke_body) August 5, 2022