Top 20 characters who would be much worse in VF

The defense of the French language, we are totally for. Moreover, those who say that French is the worst language deserve to bake in hell listening to Bernard Pivot’s dictations over and over. However, French sometimes finds its limits. This is especially felt when it comes to creating character names that slam. For that, English speakers are still much better than us. The proof with these characters who would have gone super badly in VF.

1. Bruce Banner –> Bruce Banner

He’s a guy that when he gets angry he turns into a big green flag. It is useless.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

2. Jon Snow –> Jean Snow

He’s a guy who comes from Hauts-de-France and he wants to protect his border so that foreigners don’t come.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

3. Harry Potter –> Henri Potier

It’s a guy that he takes his RER to go to the school of magicians and that in fact his godfather escaped from the prison of Fleury-Mérogis well, he is nice.

(If Harry Potter was French, it would suck)

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

4. Daredevil –> Daredevil

It’s a guy that he’s blind but he doesn’t care he’ll still fight bad guys. Well, of course, he gets knocked out, that’s why we call him the daredevil.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

5. James Bond –> Jean Obligation

He’s a guy he regularly saves the world but on the other hand he has to leave at 4 p.m. to pick up his daughter from school.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

6. Luna Lovegood –> Moon Bonamour

It’s a girl that she likes her friends and they like her too even if she’s drunk because that’s also the France of fraternity and inclusion.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

7. Forrest Gump –> Gaffe Forest

It’s a guy that when he runs he shouts “BIP BIP” all the time. Oh no, sorry, that’s Vincent Lagaf’

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

8. Jack Sparrow –> Jacques Moineau

He’s a guy that he’s a pirate and also a bit of an alcoholic but instead of rum he only drinks red wine because he’s a good Frenchman.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

9. Rocky –> The Rocky

He’s a guy who plays savate, and what’s more, he’s very good at it.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

10. Lucky Luke –> Lucky Lucien

It’s a guy who sings the Marseillaise faster than his shadow.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

11. Iron Man –> The Iron Man

He’s a guy with a superpower: he doesn’t crease.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

12. Darth Vader –> Dark Dad

It’s a guy he has a son but one day he abandoned him saying he was going to buy cigarettes.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

13. Luke Skywalker –> Luke Skywalker

He’s a guy who doesn’t have a dad anymore because he left to buy cigarettes one day and he never came back. And he grabs his sister.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

14. Woody –> Woody

He’s a guy who’s actually a toy but he’s going to be tossed in the trash soon because he’s plastic and now wooden toys are all the rage.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

15. Jack Reacher –> Jack the Seeker

He is a guy who is interpreted by Thomas Cruise.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

16. Peter Pan –> Stone Stove

He’s a guy who kidnaps children at night to take them to the land of imaginary frying.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

17. Daffy Duck –> Goofy Duck

It’s a duck that he will soon end up in breast because he dared to show up in the Southwest.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

18. Link –> Link

He’s a guy who spends his time trying to save his girl because he lives in a dangerous society for women. So he dresses in the colors of EELV because now he is on the left.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

19. Sam Fisher –> Samuel Fisher

He’s a guy that he saves the world by attacking guys in the dark from behind.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

20. Solid Snake –> Solid Snake

It’s a snake. No it’s a guy. Finally, we don’t care.

Top 20 characters who would be much worse in vf

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