Disney animated films have always and will always be an inexhaustible source of happiness and intelligence, but not only: it happens that certain punchlines slipped incognito into our favorite films when we were kids, and since we didn’t have the bitchy fiber at the time, we didn’t see anything coming.
1. Esmeralda the queen
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Phoebus: But you fight as well as a man!
Emerald: Funny, I thought the exact same thing about you.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
2. A bit aggressive
Sorrow and Panic: We are laaarves! Poor laaarves!
Hades : Don’t forget to remind me to spray you after my appointment.
Hercules
3. Timon, as deceitful as his short stature would suggest.
Simba: I do not want to talk about it.
Drawbar: Well, we don’t want to hear about it.
The Lion King
4. Before Nekfeu, there was Hercules
Philoctetes: He who pierces in Greece, will make fat in Persia.
Hercules
5. Its refreshing
The beast : Really ? Could you find happiness here?
The beautiful : But do we ever find happiness without freedom?
The beauty and the Beast
6. Moderately practical
Mr. Loyal: And then, it’s the apotheosis!
Joe: Uh, what is the apotheosis?
Mr. Loyal: Eh ? Well, that remains to be found.
Dumbo
7. Of course
Mega: This one is different. He’s honest, he’s sweet, and he would never hurt me.
Hades : He’s a GUY.
Hercules
8. Can’t wait to see this
Married : The ladies never start arguments but they know how to end them!
The Aristocats
9. Brutal Oh Wow
Burnet: It’s filthy!
Flora: It’s because you wear it my dear!
The Sleeping Beauty
10. Big Ben, this genius
The beast : I would like to do something for her. But what?
Big Ben: Oh but there’s the whole panoply of everyday things, flowers, chocolate, promises we don’t intend to keep…
The beauty and the Beast
11. This lack of respect
Hyenas: Oh Scar, it’s just you, we thought it was someone important. In the Mufasa genre.
The Lion King
12. It goes in Insta quote
Mulan: A single grain of rice can tip the balance. One man can make the difference between victory and defeat.
Mulan
13. I prefer to flee personally
Rafiki: Yes, the past is painful, but in my opinion, we can either run away from it or learn from it.
The Lion King
14. It’s obvious that Gertrude has never tested the long-distance relationship
Lady Gertrude: Absence makes amorous ardor grow.
Marianne: Or cool it down.
Robin Hood
15. But why worry?
Rogue: You have a dog for a cat.
Oliver and Company
16. Savage
Mother Gothel: Rapunzel, look in that mirror… Do you know what I see? I see a lovely young woman, full of confidence and energy… Oh! You are there too!
Rapunzel
17. It shoots real ammunition as we used to say
Drawbar: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn’t it? »
The Lion King
18. What a beautiful philosophy
Sad sir: Sir! You have a wonderful gift for encouraging the poor to give their money.
Prince John: My favorite term, I steal from the poor to feed the rich.
Robin Hood
19. Joke of high school students who did L, the others you can’t understand.
Hermes: Fabulous reception! I hadn’t seen so much love since Narcissus discovered himself!
Hercules
20. Everybody Hates John
John: We do a lot for savages around the world.
Pocahontas: Savages ?!
John: Of course I’m not talking about you!
Pocahontas: Just my people!
Pocahontas