Top 19 of the best tweets on the diary, hello dear diary

Dear diary today I was yelled at because I shield the ice cream of the customers too much but it is for you that I will continue to fight and to serve the people

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— Flo (@fladjl) July 25, 2018

Dear Diary,

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I have to confess to you that this beautiful weather just makes me want to go drink a disgusting €8 beer on an overcrowded terrace and regret all week that I got drunk on Monday night.

I hope that day will come soon.

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Owl pic.twitter.com/3q3xGxO3eB

— Bibou Van de Kamp (@PierroLeBibou) March 29, 2021

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I opened my diary to a page where I read “I don’t want to go too far, but I think I could marry him” PTDRRRRRRRRRRRR?????? The 2nd hand embarrassment, all this to talk about a guy who didn’t exist in my life, the shame

— RATsiatitude? | Sophie la cà ch?n (@Asiatitude) June 5, 2021

I just found a diary of qd threw at college: “ajdh g kissed Léa on the mouth for laughing, it made me weird and I found it better than with Enzo…” MDR c normal my darling. ..It’s normal…

— henjei (@antiphaine) July 16, 2020

Dear Diary,
I wanted to take advantage of the days at 3.50€ at the cinema, when paying for my ticket I was asked for 12€ obviously the reduction only applies to a selection of films, this is my first disappointment in 2020, I hope it’s the last pic.twitter.com/cb0EL88NNi

– Billy??? (@RebeuDeter) January 8, 2020

Dear Diary, today a man finally asked me out for a drink. Except he’s a patient.
Except he’s in jail for murder.
Except he’s playing Fruit Ninja on a human scale.
I hesitate…. pic.twitter.com/V5kTnEZQw5

— YOLOXAPAC (@volosbriava) August 5, 2020

My toxic trait c that when someone did something cute for me I wrote it in my diary, and years later I read it again and I see “He said he would never let me go?” said a guy who left me? You’re there you want to re-read memories and we attack you

— RATsiatitude? | Sophie la cà ch?n (@Asiatitude) August 3, 2022

Yes, so I found my diary from when I was little. You can already see very well my great sense of proportion pic.twitter.com/M6zsQ7m9zw

— Mynette ¿’ (@MynetteMiller) June 1, 2019

Dear Diary,
WHY EVERYBODY IS A BALLBREAKER ALL THE TIME. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WHEN FOR EXAMPLE YOU COULD TRY TO I DONT KNOW BE NOT A BALLBREAKER FOR EXAMPLE ONCE TO SEE.
See you tomorrow,
Sandrine

— sandy the malice (@sandrine2loffre) January 14, 2020

when I tweet I don’t even wait for a rep eh it’s just a private but public diary

—Lina (@hssn_lina) January 13, 2022

In 6th grade I had a diary, once I opened it there were corrections made in red. My mother had corrected my secret notebook. pic.twitter.com/TUATycmcWP

— Dark Angel (@Kyoto_Ins) January 26, 2019