We’ve all had trouble getting to the end of a film. Film too long, film too boring, film too bad, the reasons are many, but it’s never very nice for people who have worked and sweated profusely for their baby to see the light of day. Anyway, we asked you on Facebook which movies you never managed to finish, and we explain why you’re wrong.
1. Welcome to the Ch’tis (answer from Damien)
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Why did you have to watch until the end? Because Dany Boon proposes with a banner “Annabelle Je t’m marie moi biloute”and it’s not every day that you see so much poetry in a film.
2. Small handkerchiefs (answer from Sophie)
Why did you have to watch until the end? To see the oyster farmer lecture these fat rich people who had just taken it easy for a week while their buddy was in a coma. And to see Dujardin’s pathos funeral.
3. Joker (Brian’s answer)
” I fell asleep “
Why did you have to watch until the end? To see the Joker get run over by a car (if you really didn’t like it), and to see that Joaquin Phoenix is one of the best actors in Hollywood.
4. Dikkenek (answer from Karma Paulis)
Why did you have to watch until the end? To realize that despite superb replicas that have become cults, the film is overrated and horribly poorly edited.
5. 99 francs (answer Bruno)
Why did you have to watch until the end? To correctly estimate Beigbeder’s daily coke consumption. At a glance (snif), it looks like 3 grams.
6. Exceptional convoy (answer from Lina Bikiche)
“It’s so bad it deserves to be seen because you’ll never see anything as bad as this in your life!” Worth the trip, unbelievable but true. »
Why did you have to watch until the end? To be sure and certain that it is indeed the worst film of Clavier and Depardieu.
7. Les Tuches 3 (answer Nico)
“and let’s not even talk about 4”
Why did you have to watch until the end? Because what’s the point of going to see 4 when you haven’t finished 3?
8. Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton (answer from François)
Why did you have to watch until the end? Because we also fell asleep and we would have liked someone to tell us the end. Although, no, really, who cares.
9. Vercingetorix (David’s answer)
“and yet I love history”
Why did you have to watch until the end? To note that the film, him, did not really like the History saw how he massacred it.
10. Titanic (Answer by Marie-So)
Why did you have to watch until the end? To be able to participate in this pointless debate about whether there was room for two on that wooden blank or whether Jack was destined to die.
11. Mulholland drive (Kristof’s answer)
Why did you have to watch until the end? To see THE twist that changes everything and to be able to say that you have seen the best film of the 21st century according to almost all critics.
12. Avatar (answer from Gwenaëlle)
Why did you have to watch until the end? To see the bad settlers getting their faces smashed by the locals, something Pocahontas and her pals had never been able to do.
13. “Any of the Marvels” (Answer from Alexander)
Why did you have to watch until the end? To be able to understand the next one, and the one still after, and the one still after, and… Yeah no in fact, we have to stop the Marvels every three months there.
14. Pulp fiction (Marie’s answer)
” How boring… “
Why did you have to watch until the end? To get to know La Crampe, a very friendly and warm character.
15. Harry Potter (answer from Lilie)
“Sorry to the fans… I will surely be lynched…”
Why did you have to watch until the end? To finally see Ron pecho Hermione. To be able to rank the best Harry Potter movies. But also to appreciate the ridiculous epilogue where the kids are crudely aged with makeup. A truly magical moment, for once.
16. The Lord of the Rings (Patrick’s answer)
“Stopped after 45min”
Why did you have to watch until the end? To understand that the film could have lasted less than 45 minutes if Gandalf had sent his big pigeons from the start.
17. 50 Shades of Gray (Sophie’s answer)
“Out of curiosity, I wanted to see why it was so successful. After 10 minutes I dropped the case “
Why did you have to watch until the end? To really feel dirty for having watched such a crap until the end. A masochistic pleasure, in short.
18. Inception (Mary’s response)
“I fall asleep in the first 30 minutes, I can’t see it! »
Why did you have to watch until the end? To find out if you were really asleep or just asleep in a dream in a dream in a dream.
19. “My Ex’s Sextape” (Laura Calu)
Why did you have to watch until the end? Because he makes a ridiculous face at the moment of orgasm and it would have been a good opportunity to fuck his face.