Recently you were asked what was the weirdest sentence you could say or hear during the nap, the sleep, the sleep, the cycle of the night. We received a lot of answers, and we must admit that you all have brains that are not doing very well. We look at that.
1. A sensational dream
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Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : My dog often tells me the same thing. So you are a dog.
2. A primate dream
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : You were born in a zoo.
3. A dream sponsored by Vinted
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : You were a Renault 21 in a past life.
4. A dream of glglglglglggl sorry I drank the cup
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : Call a plumber because it’s getting urgent.
5. A dream noted in my diary
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : The appointment is made for tomorrow 7:30 p.m.
6. A dream of Philippe Etchebest
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : You eat too spicy.
7. A dream at 100 per hour
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : The big one sniffed too much catnip.
8. A dream-ision (best pun of the year)
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : She will have mention Very Good but with remedial (it happens once every 700 years).
9. A Dream 2.0
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : In 5 years he will create the first autonomous toaster.
10. A Brigitte Bardot dream
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : Your grandmother is going to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
11. A dream that wears size 42
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : All Foot Locker salespeople are like this in the morning.
12. A dream forbidden by law
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : I know a nice spot in the forest of Fontainebleau, no one will think to look there.
13. An Airtight Dream
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : Stop watching SpongeBob SquarePants.
14. A Very Deep Dream
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : It’s not at all what you think, she was digging a well.
15. A dream too mims
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : Typical of people who eat bananas before sleeping.
16. An American Dream
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : Donald Trump’s wig IS a gray squirrel.
17. An Ominous Dream
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : The elevator filed a complaint, go to court.
18. Johnny’s Dream
Dr. Topito’s diagnosis : Yesterday the chair found a radiator that belonged to Michel Jonasz.