Top 18 funny tweets about studying medicine, the worst studies in the world

Hematopoietic stem cells, amblyopia, Guedel cannula… If these terms mean nothing to you, it’s because there is no sign that you are a medical student and that’s good. Because these people are part of a world apart, ruled by different branches of medicine, with their own language and their way of recognizing each other (particularly alcohol consumption). Fortunately, we can count on the good testimonials of Twittos which show us how well we did not go into medicine.

1. Eat at the Crous >>> eat food cooked with the thermomix

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You know you’re in medicine when at 25, your high school friends get married and become parents and you still have the discount studying at the cinema

— Camille (@Cam_mrtn) March 30, 2019

2. Taken in a space time

Normal people they don’t meet for 2 months they have a lot of stuff to tell each other, a medical student you don’t see him for 2 years you can be sure that nothing has changed in his life ptdrrr

“Vulpix?” (@LeGoupixx) March 31, 2021

4. The new HPIs, we’re talking to you

Psychiatrist is BAC +10 minimum so Paces-> 5 years of medicine and 4 years in psychiatry but there are some you have the nerve to put “auto diag” followed by your favorite mental illness in bio ptdrrrrrr

— zo (@oz_vldz) April 25, 2020

5. The temperature rises all of a sudden

6. The nerve

Asking a law or medical student if he slept well is the greatest form of insolence.

“Skoby???? (@Skoby93) November 21, 2021

7. Too bad for them

The 2000 in medicine they will engage in 10 years of studies to die before the end because of global warming

—?? So 92?? (@So92230) September 1, 2019

8. I don’t know if I’m afraid of these people or if I really want to meet them

9. You have a family, a roof, what more do you need?

the worst is parents who don’t take depression and anxiety attacks seriously. “you have everything to be happy, no reason to go wrong” in mode they did medicine

— orlena (@jsuisgemo) February 18, 2018

10. We are really jealous

Today I realized the dream of any self-respecting medical student and if you think I’m talking about being useful in internship you’re wrong I just acquired the complete collection of 23 Stabilo Boss available on the French market, good evening

“Vulpix?” (@LeGoupixx) December 8, 2021

11. Parents ready to do anything to support you, it’s nice

– you have to make my daughter skip a class
– Oh?
– Yes pcq you understand later, she will do medicine so she has to be a year ahead in case she misses the first year
-?#She is 6 years old

— Albabanana ?????? (@lafee_minine) November 27, 2018

12. Trigger warning of nothing at all

I’m dead I posted a picture of a dissected bladder in the group of my class there’s a girl she replied “TW!!! », we are in medicine mgl how ca tw

— Kledou (@Kledou) October 20, 2022

13. Stop the clock, stop the clock

At the beginning of medical studies I was told “don’t burn yourself out too quickly, it’s a 40km marathon it’s not a sprint” wAllah it’s a 40km sprint it’s been 6 years I run g cramps madness pity stop

— The Testo (@Uniquemasri) September 25, 2022

14. Do you also want to test now?

Sleep with a guy in medicine be like “for the lubricant we take ultrasound gel it’s better you’ll see”

It’s true

— Frenegonde??? (@Guantiguy_) June 7, 2022

15. It is because they have no heart that they want to study ours

In medical school, you may feel unwell in front of the whole auditorium, no one will get up, even the teacher, they will all continue to write the course

— Moha. (@LeVraiMoha) September 10, 2020

16. Everyone takes the breaks they want

I’m studying drunk next to a girl who is in medicine, I’m clearly more learning her course and detecting health problems rather than capturing the principle of legality in criminal law there

— Sas (@Sasazach) November 5, 2018

17. The worst of the human species is on these benches

Tlr at the medicine competition there’s a girl she felt unwell because of the stress there poor and there it’s not the girl behind me she lets go “go hop! 1 less that’s good for us »

— 1 2 3 ?????? (@BilelWaiii) December 20, 2018