The car is an invention that allowed humans to move quickly but also to happily fuck each other in the face. There are few things that can annoy people as much as a car, especially if it’s driven by a jerk. Or that it is badly parked. Fortunately, some do not give in to anger but leave funny notes on the cars to solve the problems. They deserve respect as well as a 10% discount on Decathlon’s camping department.
1. Contraceptive counseling
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“You parked like an asshole. Please don’t reproduce yourself. »
2. He drew her a beautiful place
” That’s for you “
3. Lines fit for him
“A parking space just for you”
4. A disturbing mix of honesty and dishonesty
“Yo, I hit your car, I’m leaving this note because people are looking at me…they’re still looking at me…ok it’s ok.” Sorry man. Peace on you. »
5. The teacher is not satisfied
“The right way to park / How you managed to park / 2/10 for effort, do better next time”
6. Ouch that one hurts
“I hope you don’t fuck like you park. You’ll never come back otherwise. »
7. Too nice to give an award
“Shit parking price”
8. A lot of personal investment in this little word
“Thanks for parking so close. Next time leave a can opener so I can get out of my car. Assholes like you should take the bus. »
9. A beautiful story
To whoever owns this car: My grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 when my mother told her “If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately”. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized exactly what was at stake. He quit the cigarette the same day. Three years later he died of lung cancer. We were very close and his death destroyed me. My mother told me : “Please never smoke, don’t put your family through what your grandfather did to us”, I accepted. At 18, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say that I feel a very slight sense of regret that I never did, because you parked so badly that it still gave me cancer. Hell, please learn how to park. »
10. Always help others become a better person
“A lot of 3-year-olds struggle to stay between the lines. Maybe if you practice coloring this turtle, it will help you park. »
11. So everyone knows
“Asshole parking lot”
12. A nice haiku
“Roses are red, violets are blue, you are a niche shit. »
13. Earth’s Best Postscript
“You park like a clown. Also, your driver’s side rear tire is nearly flat. Please learn and don’t make the same mistakes again. PS: I farted on this envelope”
14. Oh yeah that’s going a long way
“No parking means no parking”
15. I think it’s ironic
“Congratulations to the winner of today’s parking contest. If you know this person, please treat them with the utmost respect. Clearly, she’s better than all of you. »
16. This is why we should all have a printer at home
“Best car park ever”
17. It’s freaking out
“You pissed off the Potato Clan with your parking choices! If you park here again they will bring their army! AAAAAHHHHHHH! »
18. This is a real threat
“The Lannisters send you their regards”