Top 17 things to remember from Koh Lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

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Namaste my little Totemix, how are you? We are not there, reading his little Saturday Koh-Lanta debrief? Eh ? Oh yeah no shit. From Wednesday. We’re never going to get used to it. Well, it doesn’t matter, what matters: it’s THE MÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔÔODIT TOTEM.

This damn totem who has already screwed up Lili, the first to be eliminated. Then Pauline, who finds herself with the shitty bracelet which adds a voice to her at each council meeting before reunification. And finally, Yannick same punishment at the Violets. The violets that we saw a lot last week between the clever Anne-Sophie, our darling Mattéo, the incredible Setha-Céline duo and especially Stéphanie’s huge repartee on the board.

We hope to get to know the others a little better this week, because we only remember Franck drooling over it. Which is nice, but maybe a bit succinct.

So, what are the major events of the week? Will Setha make it? Will JP still make jokes about rednecks? Is there a Géraldine where we dreamed? Has Franck regained the use of speech? So many questions and the answers: IT IS IRREVOCABLE. No shit wait that’s not the right line. Good too bad anyway, here we go.

1. It’s starting to sting.

Barely two days of adventure and it’s already tough for adventurers.

Especially for Alexandra the start-up. A little medical evacuation so that Céline comes back, does that mean Alexandra to you? It’s hard without your morning detox juice, right?

Go a little effort…

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

2. What is it for?

It’s great to give them tribal names at the start but obviously nobody cares.

Even Denis on the second day, he doesn’t give a fuck anymore: “Chow are the greens? »

The guy who came up with the team names, he must be in a mess, poor guy.

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

I can’t pronounce your shitty name so it’ll be the bruises huh now

3. We are worried.

Throughout the ordeal, Franck looked completely stoned.

Are we sure that last week’s taro went there? The boy must be hospitalized quickly, he drools all the time. Be quick.

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

lesf guys dff believe the taro stings me encdsdore la bouchjde

4. Matteo reveals himself.

Bastien and Mattéo were INCREDIBLE.

Good especially Matteo. Because we love it. Sorry Bastien, it’s like that and then hey you’re a rope access technician bro if you fell before a croupier or a community manager it was a bit of a shame.

Anyway we are delighted for the purple team because it is the best. Simply.

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

5. The Greens suck.

Second defeat in a row for the Greens, who still finish last and inherit the cursed totem.

The punishment: the winners of the purple team will take a green player in exchange for a player from their team. We didn’t really understand how it was an advantage for the purples because it’s just going to fuck up, but hey. It’s the gift. Nice poisoned gift Denis, huh.

So it’s Amber who is chosen and we’re so happy because we didn’t even know there was an Amber this season.

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

6. Setha purpose.

The Violets:“You just have to go to the Greens Setah since you have a necklace. »

Inside Setha’s mind: “Hey shit they still fucking believe it. »

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

7. JP is the king of grammar.

JP: ” Congratulations on your journey Setha, it’s admiring what you’ve done. »

The season is going to be long…

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

8. The guide tells us something ????

The guide really tells us something…

“Hello I will be your guide today but I promise I don’t know the show at all”

Oh ok then that’s ok…

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

9. Meanwhile at Les Bleus

News from Michel Polnareff.

He is fine.

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

10. Franck leaves us.

“Tired”, Franck decides to leave the adventure.

By “tired”, we mean “I’m old and all rotten, I’ve been drooling for three days because of the taro and I prefer to leave like a prince before being eliminated like a piece of shit. »

Franck therefore leaves, while being (precisely) smashed by his team, very disappointed. In particular by Louana. Bravo Louana despite this catastrophic first name.

Franck’s record on KohLanta: drooled over it. We embrace the thousands of people who dream of participating in the show as well.

Hi artist.

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2
Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

11. Uh?

How’s the Blues?

Are we bothering you?

12. OH ​​NO HEY

WHO MADE BÉBOU CRY?????

WE WILL NOT RESUME THIS DEBRIEF IF NO ONE WILL DENOUNCE.

WE DON’T MAKE BABY CRY.

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

13. The Hess

Imagine you think you’ve won the immunity challenge.

Imagine you are celebrating victory.

Imagine in fact you have a piece of the puzzle left in your hand and suddenly you have lost.

Conceived.

Well done Amber.

14. This is shit.

So the Violets go to the board and we’re devastated. Setha is gone and her replacement Amber is immune…

We will therefore inevitably lose a player that we like.

Or Bastien. Sorry Bastien, it’s really not against you.

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

15. Terrible…

Matteo is eliminated…

Don’t want to talk about it…

Farewell little prince…

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

16. Dennis ???

Stéphanie is at the end of her life, she is crying like hell. Devastated to lose his best friend.

And there, Denis says “the subtle” arrives with his big clogs.

“SO STEPHANIE IS IT TEARS OF JOY OR DISAPPOINTMENT?” »

Mdr, in your opinion Denis?

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

IT’S JOY THAT I SEE, NO?

Top 17 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 2

IN ANY CASE STÉPHANIE YOUR HAPPINESS IS A PLEASURE TO SEE

Despite the departure of our little darling, a good episode with suspense until the end.

And it promises a lot the pro week with team changes.

Long live the sequel!

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