In the beginning was the verb. Then the tattoo came. First on a few eccentric shoulders. Then on wrists, backs, ankles, thighs, faces, the tattoo spread. Today, tattoos are everywhere. There are more tattooed than non-tattooed. And as you know, anything that’s tattooed is to die for. That’s why we deliver to you here the ultimate typology of the different types of tattoo and what it means about your personality. Illustrations signed @NotrePaintQuotitien the reference account at the level of graphic creation on Paint.
1. The tribal tattoo on the lower back
Psycho-moral analysis: you got a tattoo in the 90s and you’re desperately waiting for your tattoo to come back into fashion before you’re all frizzy.
2. The geometric tattoo on the ribs
Psycho-moral analysis: you are a graphic designer or in any case you work in a media or a start-up, you are between 25 and 35 years old, you drink natural wine and you have a reasoned consumption of meat, you take cross-fit or yoga and you most certainly have a t-shirt in your wardrobe that pays homage to a Spielberg film.
3. The mistranslated Chinese tattoo
Psycho-moral analysis: obviously your tattoo artist is a fan of “noodle soup”.
4. Your mother’s date of birth in Roman numerals
Psycho-moral analysis: you respect your mum a lot because mums must always be respected. Except whores.
5. The “Carpe diem” in Comic font without Ms
Psycho-moral analysis: (possible alternative with “Only God can judge me” when in truth only a judge can judge you) you’re in prison and you were forced to get a tattoo to belong to a gang and no longer have your Pokémon cards extorted at recess.
6. An inspirational quote in English
Psycho-moral analysis:(possible alternative with the first sentence of a book, usually the only one you’ve ever read) you don’t know how to speak English but you hope to progress.
7. The ankh
Psycho-moral analysis: you’re a fan of Brittany and Celtic symbols, especially when they mean “hops” it’s really your cam. You like to burn life at both ends.
8. Stars on the wrist
Psycho-moral analysis: (possible alternative with the heart also located in the same location) you were fed up that 99% of your friends and generally those around you between 18 and 25 years old were going crazy with this super original tattoo so you too wanted to be original and do the same thing as everyone else in order to differentiate yourself.
9. The tattoo that reveals an unhealthy passion in you
Psycho-moral analysis: I hope you’re not reading this top, too badant.
10. The Dragon or the Wolf
Psycho-moral analysis: you are a mega beau. You are so handsome that you have a mule that has grown on your back.
11. The barcode
Psycho-moral analysis: you are a resistant of the modern world who fights against the consumer society and who rejects any form of enslavement to the capitalist system. Marx is your god, you masturbate regularly while reading the summary of the Capital on Wikipedia and you wear t-shirts with “Anarchy” written on them or with a portrait of Che Gevara bought on sale.
12. The Key
Psycho-moral analysis: you are mysterious and you wait for the right person to be able to open the secret of your heart. Only downside, if we put a key in your tattoo, it could kill you with external bleeding.
13. The couple tattoo
Psycho-moral analysis: you deserve death by typhus inoculation. Your relationship won’t last until next summer.
14. The Infinity Symbol
Psycho-moral analysis: you find it difficult to assume your mortality, for you infinity reminds you that there will still be life after death. Well, unless we got it wrong and in fact you just wanted to write the number 8 because it’s your favorite number…
15. The multiplication table of 2
Psycho-moral analysis: you did L and you definitely suck at math.
16. The tattoo you did one night drunk and that you will regret all your life
Psycho-moral analysis: you have a tendency to make a lot of mistakes when you drink too much Perrier.
17. Tattooed eyes on the eyelids
Psycho-moral analysis: you are now able to pioncer while making believe those around you that you are awake, on the other hand you have a life expectancy of a few hours because driving a car with your eyes closed, often does not give something very alive to the end.