Top 16 funny tweets about hiking, two kilometers on foot wears out your shoes

my guy it’s been three years that I make him believe that I like wild stuff nature etc because he loves it and there he just talked to me about going for a hike between Armenia and Uzbekistan I was like that ??? I need a mini fridge for my skincare

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— organica2022 (@Ceciprine) October 31, 2018

I’ve never had sex but I guess it gives the same pleasure as a good hike in the Vosges

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— mymy (@the_cool_zone_) May 9, 2020

Honestly those who like hiking and who go into ecstasies in front of landscapes, FRANKLY I respect you for phew, but I’m sorry I’m the sucker at the back of the line who spits her lungs while gasping in her head the 5min that her feet hurt and that the hike is shit

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— ?lauranus? (@imlauranus) November 20, 2017

Transportation strikes won’t stop me. My hiking bag is ready, water bottle filled, egg-kashir-mayo sandwich made. I am now preparing to walk no less than 750 meters, alone, towards the meeting point of the demo.

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— Rachid the teacher (@rachidowsky13) December 10, 2019

As a 1st lesson, as an ice breaker (have you seen the terms of pedagogy a bit? It’s not kidding) I ask the students to tell me about something they like.
“I love to be really high!” one of them told me.
Little flutter. “In ze mountain hiking what!”
Yeah yeah

— Mr. The Prof (@MsieurLeProf) September 10, 2018

I don’t know who needs to hear this but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking

— todd dillard (@toddedillard) July 21, 2022

When hiking or during cunnilingus, don’t forget to take breaks to enjoy the view.

— legrugru (@legrugru) July 26, 2020

Reopen the bars please: I was just invited to a “birthday hike”.

— Rachel Garrat-Valcarcel (@Ra_GarVal) March 15, 2021

Afterwards I don’t want to argue, we always blame the hunters but what was she doing on a marked hiking trail on a Saturday with good weather too?

— Pingoo (@Pingoopath) February 20, 2022

I registered on Tinder after feeling a certain lack… Barely arrived that they already want to fist me and take me for a hike tomorrow morning at 8am.
So I would never have sex again.

— Liz D’Annavlas (@lizdannavlas) July 18, 2020

Today marks the first of renunciations.
I consciously decided to go out with my hiking shoes because they are waterproof and comfortable, despite their total lack of flow…

The day I dreaded so much has arrived, I turn into… Grenoble?

— Tom HOElland (@TRetNoradre) October 2, 2020

Never again will I go on vacation with my mashed mother wake up at 7:30 am then we go hiking???? All day ???

What is this ambush? Me, I came with my bikinis and my tap shoes like a tourist, I wasn’t psychologically ready, huh

—??? ???? ? (@tavujesus) August 27, 2021

Holidays in the mountains:

From “We’re going for a hike every day, it’s going to do us good”

To “We eat cheese/charcuterie at every meal and we spend the afternoon taking a nap to digest”

Very quickly.

— Miss Augine (@MissAugine) May 26, 2022