OK there are the batteries that we let melt in a drawer. OK, there’s this old, expired tin can (yes, it’s possible) that you don’t want to throw away so you don’t waste it, or eat so you don’t die. Until then we all know what we are talking about. But among you, dear readers, we have discovered that there are some very weird and very disgusting things that you keep preciously in your cupboards. And I can tell you that you gave me the sheaf and I say that in all friendship.
1. Her cat’s whiskers
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“Since my adolescence, I have had a collection of vibrissae (whiskers) of my beloved kitty. I specify that I did not tear them off. They fell on their own. And when she died, I kept her ashes in a wooden box with her health record and her necklace + the bag containing her vibrissae. My kitty’s ashes will have to be mixed with mine after I die. Really weird but hey we can do weird things for love. »
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[ ] judgment and despair.
[ ] joy and happiness.
2. Her children’s teeth
“My daughter’s baby teeth that I put in a pouch in my makeup bag? By force, It reminded me of a weird episode of criminal minds so I threw them away. »
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[ ] healthy parenthood.
[ ] social services.
3. Padlock keys
“The keys to a padlock that I couldn’t find. I ended up throwing them away, and I found the padlock shortly after…”
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[ ] boredom and nothingness.
[ ] fullness and maturity.
4. A can of sauerkraut
“A box of sauerkraut. We bought it when we moved in with my husband. It’s been following us in all our moves for 13 years, it’s tidy in the back of the closet and be careful, it’s forbidden to throw it away. »
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[ ] surivalism.
[ ] diarrhea.
5. A dead snail
“I had adopted a snail, dead for too long, and it’s still in its box, I haven’t touched it. »
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[ ] parsley butter.
[ ] vomit.
6. Dirty, holey underpants
“An old underpants all worn out and with holes! I don’t wear it anymore but I don’t know why I keep it either! »
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[ ] the clothes do not make the man.
[ ] bear skin should not be killed before it has been sold.
7. Blood
“I had taken my ex’s blood for training when I was a student nurse and kept his vial of blood for 4 years. »
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[ ] medical know-how.
[ ] cé twoualight or koua.
8. Solo socks
“Socks alone for too long. I still hope to find their sisters probably. »
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[ ] mystery and esotericism.
[ ] nope.
9. An old thong
“My grandmother’s thong from the 1940s.”
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[ ] Resistance.
[ ] Fleeting proctalgia.
10. A bottle with hair in it
“A bottle of despe full of hair of mine I imagined I’d burn it one day. »
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[ ] Why ?
[ ] Why ?
11. From the sweat of Dubosc
“A sweating handkerchief from Franck Dubosc, recovered at his show, he had thrown into the audience. »
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[ ] Notoriety.
[ ] Hygiene.
12. A dog cyst
“An intestinal cyst from my dog removed during an operation. It was too expensive to have it analyzed directly, I was offered to keep it and have it analyzed in case it happened again. In short, it remained in a jar with formalin in a drawer for years…”
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[ ] Good grandpa.
[ ] SPA.
13. A collection of used toothbrushes
It speaks for itself.
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[ ] Toothpaste.
[ ] Liberty, equality, fraternity.
14. An old toaster that no longer works
“My childhood toaster. Downright weird since he follows me every time I move despite the new one and especially despite the fact that I don’t eat toast. »
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[ ] obsolescence.
[ ] programmed.
15. Ex Hairs
“My ex’s belly button hair. I know, navels don’t have hair, but the ones he lost on his chest always washed up in them. I put them in a jar. I know, that sounds downright psychopathic. »
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[ ] Laser hair removal.
[ ] Do you know Bril’s joke? – No – Br.
16. (BONUS) His dreads
Do you see who it is Max in Topito? The guy whose face we see in 80% of the videos (admit you love it). Well, fun fact: this man had dreadlocks during his dark teenage years. But his dark side does not stop there since he has publicly declared that he kept his dreads in a bag at his mother’s house (my respects madam).
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[ ] contempt and disgust.
[ ] desire and fertility.