Top 15 things to remember from Koh Lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

Hello Totemixes! So yes, it’s neither QuentinD nor Freeze talking to you because listen, we all have a life outside of Koh-Lanta and we also need a vacation, so let them rest on their straw mattress. I therefore take up the torch for a few moments to tell you about last night’s episode, that of the reuuuuunification (which was not really one if you watched until the end). So will François stop being sexist? Will Maxime burn his shirt? Will we miss Alexandra? Answer right away.

1. Setha freaks out with her fake collar

Frankly, she’s starting to piss us off with her invisible collar. So yeah, she still does great acting. But she still swung that she herself was beginning to believe that she had a necklace in her bag. Soon, she will call him “her imaginary friend”.

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘Sometimes, we both go for a walk and he confides his little secrets to me. He’s like a brother to me.’

2. Olga has given up on any hair effort since Alexandra left

Frankly, we haven’t done better since Pippi Longstocking. Poor Stéphanie who sacrificed her hair when there was this next…

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘- Are you crying because Alexandra left? – Nan, I pray that Denis announces the comfort of the shower’

3. The reds themselves no longer believe in it

Denis: “Don’t lose the thread, otherwise the cursed totem risks inviting itself into your home. »

The yellows: “Ok, we’re going to smash everything!” »

The reds: “Oh well anyway, he’s already here for us, he’s used to inviting himself in, eh. »

Well okay, well great, let’s go cheerfully!

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘Yeah, no but frankly, we might as well stay here to save money eh, anyway we’re going to take a beating again. So who’s for?’

4. Denis warming up for Top Chef

“So to make a good fillet of beef, the trick is to wrap the meat in two layers of aluminum foil 20 minutes before serving. After, you pour the juice so as to coat your fillet well and you serve it still hot with small sautéed potatoes. Good tasting ! »

(Speaking of this little beef tenderloin, it still looked like an asshole seen from the side, right? No?)

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘So Hélène, am I okay? Am I not going as a last chance?’

5. Nicolas wants to do weird stuff on the spit

Nicolas: “It has to start quickly because there, I want to grumble the spit. »

Ok Nico, but calm down though.

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘You my cocotte, I’m going to do you dirty like you’ve never seen it’

6. The comfort test was longer than the duration of the Covid

25 MINUTES!!! 25 minutes for a relay-agility test. It should be forbidden. Denis is literally making fun of us. There, it’s no. There, we are not happy! Fortunately, the impressive comeback of the Reds (which thus broke their 21-day fast) kept us going. Because otherwise it sucked, sucked, sucked. Don’t ever do that to us again Denis, you hear?

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

After five days of ordeal, the exhausted reds celebrate the end of the game which will allow them to finally rest their eyelids

7. Yannick has a bad ego (and Maxime is a bit in bad faith)

Yannick, a little unhappy not to win his quintuplet and disgusted to have lost at the last moment, complains about Maxime who let his nosy little eyes trail on the yellow team when they were building their poles. “Yes, yes, Maxime he’s not smart, he looked on my copy, it’s really not too much”. Ok, Yannick but as Maxime justified, it was not forbidden (even if it suited him well on this one). Come on, admit Yannick, you just had the seum of not thinking to watch as the reds were using their pole. Not to us.

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘I swear to you Denis, Maxime he gave the same answer as me to question 7B, you have to put him in the corner, it’s inadmissible’

8. We did not understand the rules of the ambassadors

“If everyone agrees unanimously, the name of the future ambassador can be marked on the parchment, but if not, then there will be a draw with four black balls will result in a show of hands, then the other team will come to the camp to elect the one who must vote and the voter will be able to choose the two candidates who will be able to go on a trek to discuss the name of the future ambassador. In real life, you can do it again, Denis please, I wasn’t listening well at first…

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

When you didn’t listen to Denis when he told you to stay focused for the explanations

9. Maxime isn’t that hungry after all

So it’s been 21 days since the Reds have been breaking the slab to the point of almost eating a beehive and Maxime can’t find anything better to do than clean up?? On the verge of asking his teammates if they can wipe their shoes before entering the kitchen area. Note however that the guy put on a nice shirt to eat a fillet of beef with fingers full of sand. You have to stop the brunches when you get back to Paris Maxime, it’s getting nimp.

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘No, but wait, I’m just going to wax my armpits quickly to feel comfortable, I have two minutes’

10. François is a big CASE-COUILLE forcer

Francis the sexist doesn’t seem to have understood the concept of hunger (and collective victory). And since he thinks he has more slab than the others, he doesn’t understand why little zoulettes who are really big, fragile and who deserve to eat grass should also have access to the reward. Result, he forces as much as your friend who wants to eat the end of your fries so that the girls leave him meat, and does not hesitate to spread a layer on Louana’s pesco-vegetarian diet. Listen François, ask Maxime, maybe he’ll leave you his share of meat if you let him clean the joints in the cabin.

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘No, but in real life, are you sure you want the end of your meat? Because normally you don’t need too much energy to cook and do the dishes, do you?’

11. We already know the future couple of this season

As eye-catching as Maxime’s melon.

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘No, but we’re just allies’ is the new ‘No, but we’re just friends’

12. Colin is one hell of a trickster

While he proclaims loud and clear that he will go to the black ball and that he will “turn the head” of Louana, Colin does not really care about his team and confides in Olga (well, well …) that he will never go to the black ball. That’s mytho… And frankly, at the end, we didn’t even know what to think of it, as he played the guy who wants to give everything for his team. Setha has design for the Oscars.

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘You can trust me guys, I’ll even bring you some cassava from the red reserve, I’m so strong, rest easy’

13. Setha is a little in the sauce

The best player of this season ends up understanding that her mytho can get her in big trouble if she goes too far in her lie. If anyone finds out about this beautiful deception, we don’t give much of our skin. So she decides to tell the reunification that her necklace is no longer valid and frankly, that seems to be the best strategy to adopt (even if we would really like to continue to see her fool everyone like a champion).

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘Ptet if I tell them that I put it back in the forest because I like the game and the taste for risk, they will not get anything, you never know’

14. Maxime and François are on the verge of shoving Louana’s head in the sand to put pressure on her

No, but it’s okay big nags, we don’t bother you, always more kindness, thank you! First Maxime who whines because he’s afraid of being eliminated (“It’s unthinkable to put the name of a red huh? HEIN? HEIN IT’S IMPESSANBLE ???”). Then François tells him that she’s going to get screwed up but that she has no interest in doing shit while the guy is crying for a poor piece of meat. Frankly, we pity poor Louana. Nobody touches bébou ok ???? This story is going to end badly.

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘You’re going to get screwed my big, but if you put the name of a red, it’s us who smash you next. Come on, good luck champion, you’re the best, don’t change anything!’

15. WHY DENIS, WHY ?????????

A twist plot that we would have preferred never to see since now we have to wait a whole week to find out if Louana will crack under the pressure or if Colin will finally refuse to go to the black ball to save his adventure. The suspense is fucking unbearable, why are they doing this to us????? There is more humanism on this planet!

Top 15 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 8

‘Have a good time friends’

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