Top 15 of the best tweets from @libon_, it always feels good to laugh a little

Hahaha, tonight my son is telling us about a sport where “people clean the house very quickly while another tries to throw the trash cans in the middle of a target”.
Damn I can’t take it anymore.

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— Libon (@libon_) February 14, 2022

Well we discussed it for a good 10 minutes with my son so I’ll give you the info:
The sun is HOTTER than potatoes

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— Libon (@libon_) February 16, 2019

Absolutely every morning of the baccalaureate since I passed the baccalaureate, I wake up saying to myself “hahaha bug it’s the day of the baccalaureate and I’m not passing the baccalaureate, it’s over, never again”
Thirty years of relief, because it’s over.

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— Libon (@libon_) June 17, 2019

“Dad, I wish you would stop making such jokes.

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-? but I wasn’t kidding, I was putting honey on your toast

– yes, it doesn’t make me laugh

-? It was not to make people laugh, I was spreading honey…

– yes, I would like you to stop.”

— Libon (@libon_) April 12, 2021

These days, my son wants to be called Jean-Michel (we don’t know why).
This weekend I heard @capuxine yell at him most seriously in the world:
“listen, if you want to be called Jean-Michel, you behave like a Jean-Michel and not like a baby.”

— Libon (@libon_) January 29, 2021

“So do do do”

“Hilarious! ?????”
“Surprising every time ?????”
“Visually stunning?????”

My son, music critic.

— Libon (@libon_) April 3, 2017

My son, showing me his arm: look, I scratched myself!

Me: oh yeah, where did you do that?

My son, showing me his arm: there

— Libon (@libon_) July 22, 2019

We put the batteries back in the laser pointer.

Cat #1: running around, completely hysterical.
Cat #2: running around, completely hysterical.
My one and a half year old son: running around, completely hysterical.

The scene is fascinating to watch.

— Libon (@libon_) November 11, 2017

My son is playing with his toy cars.
It consists of doing adventures where all the cars happen to be in circles and they discuss whether chocolate cake is better than vanilla cake.

— Libon (@libon_) April 3, 2020

Last night my son told me “aah this big pillow will do my job for sleeping” like he thinks he’s in 1750 or something.

— Libon (@libon_) February 24, 2021

Coming back from a walk with my son, we were talking about dinosaurs.

I said to him “but you know, your sister has a dinosaur tooth, you will have to ask her to show it to you when you get home.”

him: IN HIS MOUTH?!

Afterwards I explained to him that no, not in his mouth.

— Libon (@libon_) November 7, 2020

Me, to my son “holala we’re out of coffee, what are we going to give you for your breakfast?”

My son “I would like you to stop this joke, you have already made it to me several times and I find that it is not very funny”

Me, a rotten old daron “ok?”

— Libon (@libon_) October 31, 2021