Top 15 of the best tweets from @charliemedusa, it’s a good laugh

how do parents take their adult children seriously knowing that they saw these two-year-old people 75 centimeters tall wearing fluffy clothes screaming to death because they wanted the red glass and they got purple glass instead

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— charlie (@charliemedusa) August 29, 2022

reading Les Misérables is a delirium as soon as you have the feeling of approaching the beginning of a plot you have Hugo Victor who arrives and who shouts “WAIT!!!!!! IT IS NECESSARY BEFORE ANYTHING THAT I MAKE YOU THE EXACT PLAN OF THE APARTMENT OF THIS TERTIARY CHARACTER THAT WE WILL NEVER SEER AGAIN”

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— charlie (@charliemedusa) July 12, 2022

I have a theory on autism; in life there are 2 types of autistics: autistics with trains and autistics with dinosaurs; theory that I exposed yesterday to my shrink; the bug laughed and asked me if he could bring it out to his patients; I call that a personal win

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— charlie (@charliemedusa) August 17, 2022

signs that you are Parisian
– you think that 4 euros for an ice tea is seriously cheap
– a red pedestrian light does not mean “do not cross” but just “look a little”
– you talk about “Repu” and the “15th” assuming that everyone knows what and where it is

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— charlie (@charliemedusa) July 13, 2022

do you also have this or this friend bcp too nice for his own good like really you look at him there in his total inability to show the slightest wickedness and you think very strongly: THINK OF YOUR MOUTH CORALIE BE BAD SOMETIMES IT IS IMPORTANT

— charlie (@charliemedusa) August 20, 2022

my mother: what time do you think we have to leave so that you have your boat
me: if we were psychopaths monstrously obsessed with being late, we’d be leaving in a quarter of an hour
her: good. very good.
me: meet in the car in ten minutes.

— charlie (@charliemedusa) August 7, 2022

me: I am in search of absolute love
the psychiatrist: you are homosexual or heterosexual
me: *looks up*
him: *he knows*
me: homosexual
him: well well so much the better because if you are looking for the absolute in a man you are in a bad way

JEAN-JEAN IS MY NEW ICON

— charlie (@charliemedusa) April 5, 2022

if a surgeon tries to unclog an artery but fails, can we say that the operation was a vein

— charlie (@charliemedusa) June 30, 2022

what is the most embarrassing thing in the world and why is it about having to thank your uncle for a gift that the whole assembly knows for a fact that it was your aunt and your aunt alone who cared

— charlie (@charliemedusa) August 5, 2022

red flag list
– don’t like tea
– think that tea and herbal tea are the same
– says “tea is water with a smell”
-has already gone 24 hours without drinking tea
-has less than 13 mugs
-does not use tea as the basis of his personality
-does not pun on tea

— charlie (@charliemedusa) August 23, 2022

what do you say about someone who knows a lot about tea?

that he has infused science

— charlie (@charliemedusa) August 27, 2022

the “ù” he took an entire key from the computer keyboard while he serves only in one word the guy is as comfortable as Balkany

— charlie (@charliemedusa) August 26, 2022

sometimes you learn things like the fact that grapefruit has the power to reverse the effects of antidepressants and that’s the kind of info that makes me think that god put easter eggs all over the place while coding the universe and that he laughs seeing us discover them

— charlie (@charliemedusa) September 4, 2022

what is my most precious memory of this summer? when a lady on the train watched me take notes in my book with very professorial tenderness before realizing with horror that the book I was annotating so religiously was The Chronicles of Bridgerton

— charlie (@charliemedusa) August 16, 2022

sometimes I remember that at 13 I went to the municipal media library to find the most damaged books bent dog-eared and I smoothed repaired meticulously unfolded their pages one by one to relax and I said to myself

I still had a complicated adolescence

— charlie (@charliemedusa) August 23, 2022