Top 15 of the best tweets about tattoos, humor in the skin

1st tattoo: a quote from Dante’s inferno it symbolizes man’s attraction to sin and transgression

30th tattoo: a salami and it represents a salami

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— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) February 28, 2019

I hesitate to get a tattoo. I was thinking of something at the level of the breasts; not far from the knees, you see?

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— Claude Sarraute (@Claude_Sarraute) July 26, 2017

me at 16: “a tattoo must have a story, a reason, it’s something important”
me at 21: what if I got a DES PEBBLES tattoo

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“Ste Heka de Touraine?” (@lotuslazuli) January 4, 2018

– What’s your tattoo?
– Roman numerals.
– One me it’s Kevin not Romain, two it’s letters, I’m not stupid…

— Olive M (@marcais_olive) September 11, 2016

We are still at the station, and I have already had:
– a review on my outfit
– a review on my beard
– a review on my tattoo

Anyway, my mother just arrived

— Bastou (@HoteDuMarais) May 19, 2018

I cash in a lady
-“No, but I don’t understand this fashion. How are you going to do when you are old with her tattoos? You are going to be ugly »
Me cordially: “given the state of a body at 60 or 70 years old, tattoo or not, I think you’re going to be as ugly as me”

“Strega?” (@Divinastrega) March 31, 2018

Imagine you do doggy style with a girl who has a tattoo of your native island on her back and you burst into tears from homesickness.

— IceJJFish Fan (@le_yann_pi) June 25, 2018

This morning, I proudly wore my new tattoo during the coffee break. All my colleagues saw it, none commented.
I don’t think you’re the only ones who don’t give a fuck about my life.

— Clark Con (@7MdsDeCons) February 19, 2018

Some people tell you “are you sure you want to get a tattoo? It stays for life huh” then you meet them with their kids

— Vince from Minsk???????? (@boumpetard) August 4, 2022

sometimes the meaning of a tattoo is that you got it when u were 18

— damien (@damienkronfeld) September 9, 2021

Before your 1st tattoo you take the thing seriously you think a hundred years about drawing the shape and from the 5th you don’t give a damn anymore ptdr I tell you that when I leave my tattoo artist at the base for a touch-up I leave with a slice of emmental on my foot pic.twitter.com/y1BjEMPPj4

—? (@madamebretzel) December 28, 2021

My daughter asks about tattoos, and I tell her that she can get them later, but that she will have to choose things that are important to her because they can’t be removed.
His answer: “I’m going to get a tattoo of Sonic and sausage”

— Malison Prof Rabbit (@_Malison_) March 26, 2022