Top 15 of the best tweets about children’s games, we miss the playground a little

In Brittany a child who was playing 1 2 3 sun has not moved for 43 days

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—Robert (@La_Police) July 12, 2021

I’m organizing a 100% regression weekend with games of hopscotch, sardines, perched cat, tomato, dodgeball and other play dough and coloring activities. And NAP. Tired of being an adult. Who is coming ?

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— Taous Merakchi (@JackxParker) July 14, 2019

My daughter wants us to play hide and seek. She went to hide, I said “I’m coming!!!!!” I’ve been on the couch in front of the fan for 15 minutes, maybe I should go.

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– Ms. La CPE (@Mme_la_CPE) August 12, 2021

The people who make fun of kids with their hand-spinners are the same people who played pogs a few years ago.

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— -Boulet- (@Bouletcorp) May 28, 2017

well now that the under 16s are gone and we’re between grown-ups, who’s hot for a diddl exchange? pic.twitter.com/N3c02mVEwk

– asra not there either? (@asraunown) May 26, 2018

My mother she comes to my house, I leave her alone for 5 minutes

I come back she is on 4 legs on the ground playing hide and seek behind the couch with the cat….

And it’s 56 years old?

—??? ???? ? (@tavujesus) May 22, 2020

– Madam, we are bored!
– you don’t want to play cards?
– Nope
– I don’t know make a cat perched

a student hung on the roller shutter and broke it, saying: it was the CPE who told us that we could play.

Go explain myself with the manager now.

– Ms. La CPE (@Mme_la_CPE) December 13, 2018

– My son: Dad, it’s not true that smoking kills
– Well yes it’s bad
– People they give money to die
– Yes they are stupid
– Me it’s better I give money to buy toys
– Uh yes
– Can you buy me a Beyblade?
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The lookout of death

“Abdelovich?? (@abdeloovitch) July 8, 2018

This morning I announce to my daughter that she will no longer wear the mask at recess and she starts to sing “Thank you Macron”. It’s still terrible to have so few political convictions at 7 years old.

— Jean-Moundir (@supermegadriven) June 17, 2021

– Mom, we’re playing hide and seek!
I’m hiding in the closet!

A priori it will not cost me dearly in studies

“Harley Pim’s?” (@MissAudreyBoo) May 2, 2021

The 3rd ones, they drive you crazy. The class councils are passed, they don’t care about the certificate, they come just to play werewolf, to be excluded and to have water fights in the yard.

– Ms. La CPE (@Mme_la_CPE) June 10, 2021

A group of students had fun playing Colin-Maillard with the mask on their eyes..
And bim a student fell backwards,
And bim he split his head open.
The mother, exasperated, left to have her child stitched up again at the hospital.
Back to school: +2 days only.

– Ms. La CPE (@Mme_la_CPE) September 4, 2020

come on we play hide and seek except that instead of going to hide you will get fucked

— vidj (@vidjini) December 5, 2017