Top 15 of the best Kinder tweets, it’s way too good

I knew I was a bitter girl the day my Kinder Bueno got stuck in the vending machine and I sent an email to be reimbursed for my €1.60

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— Lahtice de la Fontaine???? (@Lahticee) September 15, 2022

yesterday with my girlfriend and a friend we met teenagers who said that Kinder Bueno was not good so my girlfriend wanted to turn around to confront them and explain life to them but we told her no no no don’t go…my regret for having prevented this discussion is infinite

— charlie (@charliemedusa) October 15, 2022

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I’m in a strange age group where I fantasize about household appliances but at the same time I’m happy to buy a kinder surprise hello kitty

— ???????????? ???????????????????? ???? (@tavujesus) July 15, 2020

unfortunately in police custody after having eaten a kinder country in the TGV INOUI n°5260 the control officer considered that it was not an imperative need because my stomach had not yet gurgled at the time of the offense

—Niki (@NikiShey) January 4, 2022

I have a friend (21 years old) he was fired 2 days from his school, reason: having recovered a free kinder bueno which exceeded by moving the vending machine

— Arkunir (@Arkunir) November 2, 2022

I refused to take the kinder wrapper off my son until he said please. And since he’s stubborn like his daronne, he’s been trying on his own in his corner for 15 minutes, like to death he says don’t please ????

— Messifa (@itsnadi___) October 24, 2019

There’s a guy at the station he asked me if I could help him out with a kinder bueno. TROUBLESHOOTING. Nah but you help out a cigarette or a cylinder head gasket but not a bueno what’s his problem to be FIXED by a kinder. Well in doubt I spun him he looked cool

— Amixem (@_Amixem) June 22, 2019

there are friends I will give them a kidney but not half a kinder bueno

— Amaru (@EliasLeRetour) February 17, 2018

currently helping my little sister look for the kinder i ate last night

— Bati ???????????? (@bati_acl) April 24, 2020

I was taking a Kinder Bueno from the vending machine it got stuck I hit the machine but right the metro was leaving I ran in, 2nd vending machine from charle de gaulle étoile direction la defense you’ll find it leave it not alone please

— Urban (@UrbanLePharaon) February 17, 2020

My covid test is to eat Kinder every hour to check if I haven’t lost my taste.

— DJ SNAKE (@djsnake) October 8, 2020