Top 15 Gentlemen and Ladies that should really be invented

The Gentlemen/Madames rocked our childhoods. We never really stopped loving them, so much so that today we find them trending on social networks! The game is as follows: take these little people thought up by Roger Hargreaves in the 80s, and imagine the personalities that we would need today. Since at Topito, we’re pencil freaks and our talent is matched only by our modesty, we decided to get into it too. M/Ms so 2022, right?

1. Ms. GenZ

She spends her life on TikTok, following all the fashion trends of the moment, even the ugliest ones.

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

2. Mr. “I don’t smoke cigs anymore, but I vape now”

“The guava nutmeg taste is the best of all, I don’t want to know. »

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

3. Mme. Ecolo with variable geometry

Madame “I no longer eat meat, but I fly every weekend”.

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

4. Mr. Boss of Startup

He speaks by putting “han” at the end of his words-haaaan. He uses anglicisms because the States is great-haaaaan. He begins his sentences with “YES”. Physically, he looks a lot like a clam.

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

5. Ms. Hygienist

“Yeah sure, you can come for a coffee, yeah.” On the other hand, I would be grateful if you would take off your shoes when entering, use a saucer to put your mug on and remember to disinfect your hands before touching any surface. Thanks. »

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

6. Mr. Boomer

HE INSULTS ALL THE DJS BY WRITING IN CAPS ON FACE OF BOOK!! “NO BUT AYA NAKUJSAIPAKOI, IS THIS MUSIC????? 0 TASTE THESE DJS!!!!! IN MY TIME IT WAS DIFFERENT!!!!!! “. (Yes, the boomer makes excessive use of punctuation.)

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

7. Ms. Met Gala

She always wears wacky outfits, straight out of designer fashion shows. She is so far into the turfu that no one really understands her style. Inimitable.

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

8. Mr. Baleck and Mrs. Rien-af

They don’t care about anything. Unlike Mrs. Met Gala, they choose their clothes at random in the morning and don’t care. Baleck in the eyes of others, in fact. They live on love and fresh water, and that’s enough.

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

9. Mr Neomarseillais

Aka the Parisian who left the capital for the South of France, and who is enjoying good times in his bathtubs of banknotes and Ricard. The good life.

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

10. Mrs. “Bargains”

She spends her life on Vinted and negotiates each garment before buying them. Her dressing room looks like the flea market in St Martin les Clous, but she is happy that way. His credo “This best kan this cheap, hihihi”.

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

11. Mr. Plot

The health crisis has opened his eyes to the world. He has a superior intelligence that allows him to detect mythos and conspiracies where there are none. His strength ? His ability to rebel against anything and everything, dragging his friends into the same turmoil. A misunderstood who has understood everything that no one has understood.

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

12. Ms. Yoga

His life is punctuated by a single word: “healthy”. She eats healthy, she thinks healthy, she sleeps healthy, she does detox cures and Yoga at sunset to relax. She has just launched an Instagram account that is a hit. She displays her perfect little life in her perfect little body, storing in a perfect sports outfit, while we put on all the cakes in the closet perfectly, slumped on our sofa. Ms. Move away, yeah.

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

13. Mr. Cuckold

Do I really need to tell you more about this little apple that’s heartbroken, but lies to itself to overcome the pain? You deserve better, my little guy. I have plenty of great girlfriends and boyfriends to introduce to you. Take advantage of your horns to go scratch the fund of your future ex. The rest I manage.

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

14. Mr. Bar Pillar

Hey… Hey… Listen to me… Listen to me… Listen to me, Friends.. Hic.

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

15. Mr. Zero Principle

He just strongly resembles Manuel Valls. Physically, as in his life choices. He still believes that “Principe” is a Spanish first name.

Top 15 gentlemen and ladies that should really be invented

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