Top 15 best coming-of-age tweets

When I arrived in adult life, I had no idea that there were things that were so expensive

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Kind of electric toothbrush heads

—??? ???? ? (@tavujesus) December 11, 2020

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I’m drinking cherry beer in my silk pajamas while watching Friends

this is exactly how i imagined my dream adult life

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— Lena Situations (@lenasituations) March 10, 2019

You know you are an adult when you get excited to just go home.

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— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) January 7, 2021

being an adult means preparing your dish, putting it in the oven and taking a shower during the cooking time to optimize your time

— close 1 bit tgl (@sarahmghr) October 18, 2021

Want a comeback from Jordy with a new title “Extremely difficult to be an adult”.

— Gregocentric (@gregocentric) October 30, 2020

Damn the days when I woke up and was like “Oh nsm I’m not going” and there was 0 fallout behind it was too sweet…i don’t like being an adult

— akaza (@Coulegurl) July 15, 2021

We’re talking about the fact that nettles were one of the big threats when we were kids, and as an adult it just doesn’t seem to exist at all? NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IT. BEFORE IT WAS A REAL TOPIC OF CONVERSATION.

— Aline AndOut (@AlineAndOut) October 7, 2020

You too, this year you took yourself for an adult and you announced that Christmas dinner would be at your house? My advice: Give up. It’s not too late to call your whole family and tell them that it’s too complicated and that it’s finally cancelled.

— Pelenope Bagieu (@PenelopeB) December 24, 2019

Child: “When I grow up, I can watch TV as much as I want!”

Adult: *Falls asleep in the middle of an episode at 9:40 p.m.*

— Netflix France (@NetflixFR) January 13, 2019

As a child, you spent hours looking for your signature, a pretty one that you are proud of, that looks like you and that you will keep all your life.
Adult, you have to sign with your finger on a rotten touch screen that makes you make big pixelated lines.

—Kek (@kek_zanorg) July 3, 2018

18 years old: can’t wait for summer to go out with friends, enjoy the beach, the sun, the heat, barbecues!!

24 years old: can’t wait for it to be summer for me to hang my clothes outside and dry them faster

— Alex (@Ukechouquette) February 13, 2019

My reasons #3927 for NOT having children:

If I’m baking a cake I should let them cure the dish and lick the spoon/whisk for me and that’s unacceptable?

—? Alexitronyellow? (@SaleHeretique) June 17, 2020

Me as a teenager: I can’t wait to have sex

The IPCC: here are some of them

Me: Not like that

— Gregocentric (@gregocentric) August 9, 2021

I’m sure that at a very specific point in their gender life between late adolescence and adulthood, people pretended to like coffee before becoming addicted. This is the only rational explanation for me.

— iris west-allen • ???? ???? (@queersiren) December 21, 2019