“Hello Totemixes” as the other would say. Yes, it’s a special day since our friend Freezze, your favorite summary of Koh-Lanta, had to leave for other horizons like an adventurer who went spearfishing. I wish him all the best for the future, and I take up his torch with humility. Good wind Freeze!
Come on, let’s get started now: welcome to this 6th episode of the Maudddddit Totem. Two weeks ago (already), the adventurers were boating, JP had big sausages in place of his feet, and Stéphanie was being pulled out by some tight yellows. So, is JP going to give up? Will everyone still believe in Setha’s fake necklace? Will Olga continue to be afraid of Yannick? The answers right away.
1. It’s a hug of friendship among the yellows
After the big tensions of the last council between Olga and Yannick, we were entitled to the great reconciliation based on a collective hug. One “it’s a new tribe” was dropped, typically the kind of sentence that announces a lot of new trouble. We’ll see how long the “new tribe” will last without being cut with a machete.
2. And that’s JP’s departure
We dreaded it, but it happened: the doctor took the decision to bring out J-Pied, our favorite beau, Johnny’s fan, the only guy who makes you change your kitchen color without asking your opinion. Farewell artist.
As a result, Stéphanie returns under the eye of the disgusted yellows and the not very convinced reds. In short, no one expected his return except us.
“Listen Denis, I’m going to paint this room red, whether you like it or not”
3. Stephanie is a big black cat
Dennis: “Stéphanie, I remind you that in the yellows you shot 3 black balls”
Stephanie: “It won’t happen again”
Always Stephanie: *pulls the black ball*
This is called a winning comeback from Stephanie. It looks like this girl who had all the time exemptions for the course of PE. It’s stupid, for once there was no need to be very sporty on this test of comfort.
4. The yolks have eaten
Stéphanie the black cat caused her team to lose without even having played, and that’s very strong. So it’s the yolks who have won the right to eat a big dish of chicken. That’s when we lost Yannick, totally hypnotized by food. The guy forgot the adventure, he even forgot who he was. It’s nice to see.
Find yourself someone who looks at you like Yannick looks at this chicken
5. Amber has a grudge against Stephanie
Ambre will have waited approximately 15 seconds after Stephanie’s return to dismantle her in front of the cameras. Apparently, she does not carry it in her heart. And probably, she never set foot in the casino since she released us a: “Afterwards, we must not forget her job, she is a poker croupier, so her job is to bluff”. No Amber, that’s a poker player. It’s not quite the same.
Ambre is a manager of sports training, so she must be very strong in building huts
6. We had a school party
While the reds were condemned to sleep on the former island of the purples whose hut had been destroyed by the weather (well, by the production), the yellows were there, in the cool, burning marshmallows. And then it all went down the drain: Setha did breakdance, Colin imitated her and Olga did the cartwheel. A very embarrassing little spectacle that we could have done without. We said you shouldn’t give kids sugar before bedtime, shit.
More and more weird crabs in Koh-Lanta
7. Wait, Alexandra has something to tell us
Alexandra, every 3 seconds: “I know the West Indies”
We understood Alexandra, really.
It can be seen that Setha and Olga can’t take it anymore either
8. Koh-Lanta: Cursed Stephanie
Stephanie “Listen Denis, today the draw I feel very very well. 17 adventurers remaining, we are 17 days away from adventure, I was born on the 17th, that’s my favorite number, today everything is aligned, today it’s white! »
Destiny : ” No “
Conclusion: lucky numbers are useless, and you should never choose Stéphanie as Motus’ partner because you’ve never seen someone attract black balls so much.
9. We saw you making fun of Stephanie, Amber
And it’s not pretty pretty. Well ok we too were like that at home. But we weren’t filmed.
10. Big yellow comeback on the puzzle
For the immunity test, we were treated to the 12th puzzle not phew of the adventure. In fact this year it’s more Koh-Lanta but a board game evening. We want bloody sport. Anyway next.
The reds had a sick lead but the spirit of the black cat put them in the sauce and they got a terrible comeback from the yellows. It’s cruel but that’s the game.
This test will at least have allowed the reds to notice that Maxime was damn stupid. Will it weigh in the balance on the board? SUSPENSE.
Rate of pleasure felt during this event: 0%
11. Nico found a necklace
Best news of the episode: Nico is safe at least until reunification. A bit like Setha, except that he really found a necklace. On the other hand Nico is not a reason to piss in Yannick’s bag.
No, but it’s true, it can’t be done
12. Denis rubbed salt on the board
“5 wins for the yellows, 2 ONLY FOR YOU RED”
Eh oh Denis be nice anyway, the guys haven’t eaten for 17 days, they’re exhausted.
Otherwise the advice was a bit pointless, but what we mostly picked up was that Amber was still looking at Stephanie too badly. Do we have to understand there, Stephanie killed her parents or what?
13. Goodbye little black cat
Stephanie’s record in Koh-Lanta: having shot 5 black balls in a row.
The reds eliminated her unanimously. It’s sad because we liked him, and it’s very hard for his team to prevent him from improving his bad luck record.
Good luck Stéphanie (take the opportunity to get the bad luck removed anyway).
