Hello Totemixes! So, still frustrated with that half of an episode last week? Well here we go for the second half of this REUNIFICATION. The other time, we left Louana and Colin talking about their little piece of the island, and we were impatiently waiting for the rest. Well the rest is in today’s recap. We will finally know if the ambassadors played their destiny in the draw, if they eliminated someone or if they decided to rebel against Denis Brogniart to end this story of eliminations and finally build a world better. The answer immediately in HD4K Dolby Surround (no it’s not true, it will be text as usual).
1. Colin was afraid of the black balls
Denis got tired of waiting hidden behind his tree so he showed up on the beach of the ambassadors to speed up the debate a bit and ask who was keen to go to the black ball. Louana, who only had one, accepted. Colin, who had two (lol), ended up breaking down and backtracking (and frankly we understand that.)
Suddenly, it is he who will have to take out a yellow. In exchange, Louana promises to protect him and Olga for 4 councils. Not gross as a deal. Either way, he didn’t really have a choice.
2. Farewell Setha
Elimination at the gates of reunification is one of the worst places, and it was Setha who paid the price. We will still salute her track record: a fake necklace, a phew acting and an incomparable talent in breakdance. In the meantime, she is reverent, and that’s normal.
Beside that, all the yellows (except Olga) piss Colin off by saying that they would have gone to the black ball, which we obviously don’t believe AT ALL. Always remember this: it’s easy to criticize when you’re not in the shoes of the ambassadors. Basically, no one wants to leave like an idiot on a draw.
We know of only one who would have gone without hesitation to the black ball. We are thinking of you Stephanie…
3. Sorry Amber??!!
Amber: “As red, as a rideras a woman, as a friend, I am very proud of Louana”
But what relationship? Like it changes something to her adventure the fact that she brushes nags in her personal life? It looks like “I’m a rider” is ze new “I come from the West Indies”and it will quickly get us drunk on this affair.
4. Setha, a genius all the way
Setha leaves, but she leaves the adventure like a queen by spreading the rumor that she spun her (imaginary) necklace to someone. Now everyone believes that Yannick is protected at the next council.
We have never seen a false collar last so long in the adventure.
5. Colin is in trouble
Colin fired Setha to please the reds, and now the red girls want to put pressure on him not to vote against them. If it continues like this they will extort him for his food, ask him to stop talking to his friends and force him to address them as you say. He screwed himself up in an impossible shit.
6. When did Maxime’s adventure actually begin?
Maxime when we announce the next event: “It’s clearly not the kind of event that I like”
We are still waiting to find out what type of event Maxime is in. We’re going to have to get started at some point my dear, it’s been 3 weeks since the adventure started, huh.
7. Louana, queen of koalas
Bastien and Louana were so calm in the position of the koala that they took the time of the ordeal to fill out their tax declaration, but in the end it was Louana who lasted the longest.
Louana is super strong in patience tests, you will have to watch her very closely.
In any case, Maxime was right, it was not his test:
8. LONG LIVE REUNIFICATION
As every year, it is at the time of reunification that everything becomes interesting, and we can announce with immense joy that THE BORDEL OF STRATEGIES IS BACK. Are you ready ?
It all starts with a slightly twisted strategy from the reds: the red girls want to let the yellows eliminate Maxime so that they can accuse Colin and take him out at the next board meeting.
But where it gets stuck is that they are counting on Yannick to get out his necklace WHICH HE DOESN’T HAVE. This imaginary necklace will fuck the mess until the end.
Second problem: Pauline tells everything to Yannick and finally the red girls decide to vote Maxime directly, just like the yellow ones.
9. Nico the double agent comes to add mess
Nico: “I inculcate values in my son”
Nico, 2 minutes later: *Tells the strategy of the yellows to his buddies in the reds*
AH BAH THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL VALUES.
Suddenly, thanks to information from Nico-la-fouine, François proposes to the reds to vote Colin directly, which does not help Louana had given him his word. Alright, can you keep up? We got a migraine in less than five minutes.
10. Colin has a hollow nose
Colin: “I don’t feel too bad, I’m not risking much tonight”
Oh if you knew…
11. Denis abuses too much with Yannick
Denis during the council: “I DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT YANNICK HAS TWO CURSED BRACELETS HUH, IF YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE HIM IT’S THE TIME GUYS”
He was on the verge of telling everyone that Yannick did not have an immunity collar.
12. Hard blow for Colin
He thought he was safe. He got eliminated. It is for this kind of advice that we watch Koh-Lanta, even if it is hard. A good player and good Colin on the tests should have stayed against a Maxime who wears linen shirts. Unfortunately for Colin, his place as ambassador has given him a hell of a ball.
We will remember that Louana remained straight in her sneakers and that Yannick and Nico continued to push Colin even after his elimination. Not cool guys, you would surely have done the same as him.
13. (Bonus) Let’s write down this Amber sentence for later
Amber: “I can’t put a vote against an ex-red tribesman”
Keep that in mind, just in case. Knowing that she almost voted for Maxime, we’ll see if it still holds up in the next episodes.