Back for this cursed season of the cursed totem, with the fifth episode already. Last week, it was the strategist Benjamin who was eliminated, because of Alexandra the start-up. Yes, it does not care, but that’s how it is. Yannick still has 45 necklaces, JP is still a redneck, Stephanie is still the queen and he still floats every two minutes.
Answers immediately.
1. Rafts!
Great classic of Koh-Lanta, the creation of rafts. Always the time for scrambles and bullshit plans.
Well this season, not too much. Bastien the rope access technician takes the initiative for some, Maxime for others. Both boats look ok, nothing to report.
Special mention to Maxime in brunch outfit in the 16th who explains to us that he was a younger boy scout. So that’s a big surprise!
2. FC Amber
While the big males tie knots, Amber makes valves.
And they are very good. It cuts everyone (especially Maxime) and it’s deserved.
“How do you say ‘I’m appalled’ in Filipino? »
“Maxime has a boat but I don’t know if he often goes to sea; or else he must lose it often if he ties it up like that. »
The sulphate is out, and we’re enjoying it.
3. Geraldine’s portrait is incredible
We didn’t yet know Géraldine too well, and well, we weren’t disappointed by her portrait.
The sequence where she cuts the Wifi so that her children come to eat is exceptional. ” Otherwise I never see them; we don’t share anything ” she says.
Let’s hope she can cut the Wifi on the island to exist a little more.
4. WTF???????????
JP wakes up with two expired potatoes in place of his feet.
The picture is DISGUSTING.
5. A Massacre
Imagine working your ass off building a raft for ten hours.
To mislead you when the test starts.
You dreamed of it, the yellow ones did it. The first run literally lasted 10 seconds because of their bullshit. Legendaries.
6. Jean-Charles doesn’t give a fuck
JC he didn’t even pretend to paddle.
NOTHING TO FUCK.
7. Yellows win
Despite this gigantic failure in the first round, the yellows end up winning the fishing kit and the fish offered to the winners.
Terrible for the reds, when it was enough to put JP’s filthy feet in the water to float. A little originality and it was won…
Colin recovering the fish, we like humor here
8. Meanwhile
JP’s feet are even more swollen than Maxime’s melon.
Direction the infirmary for the red. And unfortunately, we are not at all sure to see him again. Hi artist.
9. A zero penalty
The cursed totem penalty for reds?
20 seconds late. In other words, no penalty. Poor Yannick with each lost event, he gets 47 votes against him and the reds are just a little behind. Not very fair. The proof, the reds manage to win the event in the greatest calm, thanks to a decidedly stronger Amber.
10. It’s a BORDEL
In danger, Stephanie searches for a necklace.
In danger, Yannick wants to break up the trio of former blues by firing Alexandra.
Alexandra wants to blow off Setha’s imaginary necklace.
Nicolas does not understand what is happening as usual.
And Setha, meanwhile:
11. Explosive Advice
Big tension between Olga and Yannick, the first not being reassured by the reactions of the second. Who sees this as a personal attack.
And even Colin becomes disagreeable, against Stéphanie who criticizes their closeness to the old blues: “ It is your problem. No need to get upset either, my dear. To say that, I find it middle“. The worst being of course the expression of the word “middle” as if we were on Linkedin.
You’ll have to pull yourself together quickly, Colin. We are going to middle you too.
12. Farewell Queen
The anti-blue plan did not work at all, and it is therefore Stéphanie who pays the price.
We are hugely disappointed because we loved Stéphanie. Her reactions, her facial expressions, her energy, her humor and her vision of the game, she was really great and we will miss her.
Just pray that JP’s big feet stay waterlogged and that Stephanie can come back. We believe in.
