You certainly thought that your life was built around your experience, that it was based on your education, on your relationships with others, your friends, your family, your loved ones, you are undoubtedly naive enough to believe that your physical state and mental is the fruit of your lifestyle. WELL NO ! The very very scientific site Live Science proves the opposite: everything is decided according to our month of birth. Sorry. There. Nothing can be done about it.
THIS TOP IS 12% RELIABLE, 48% SLIGHTLY WRONG, 17% TRUE, 100% RELIABLE.
1. January: doctors (and patients)
It seems that many people born in January have epilepsy or Alzheimer’s disease, or even Crohn’s disease. But be careful, don’t immediately abandon your child if he happens to be born in January! It is also a month that sees the birth of many doctors and especially debt collectors who are, as we know, professions of the future. Unfortunately, people born in January have another flaw: they dress very badly (by mixing pink and red, for example).
2. February: unemployed artists
Ah February… It’s the month of dreamers (many people born in February are narcoleptics) but beware, it’s also the month of food allergies. And although this information has no connection, it is also a month when many artists are born. The proof, John Travolta and Maxime Le Forestier were born this month.
3. March: airline pilots and asthmatics
People born in March don’t have much to complain about, certainly they won’t be able to have cats at home because of their asthmatic sensitivity but in compensation they can be airline pilots. Except Frédéric Chopin, who was born on March 1, 1810, but was never an airline pilot. Because at the time, it’s a job that didn’t exist.
4. April: dictator (and leukemic)
The study, which, as we recall, is extremely reliable, shows that people born in spring are a little more exposed to two phenomena:
– Become a dictator (Marshal Pétain, Lenin, Hitler).
– Have leukemia. Especially during the month of April (which still seems surprising to me because I know someone who was born in April and who does not have leukemia).
5. May: boredom and tastelessness
According to the study, people born in May do not have any particular characteristics. So of course they are a priori less affected by the disease than for the other months, but that makes them much less interesting to attend. Especially since people born in May are mainly known for using the expression “Today”.
6. June: Nobel prizes galore
Apparently, the month of June gives birth to future Nobel Prize winners (such as the unforgettable Bertha von Suttner born June 8, 1843 winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in 1905 or the essential Alekseï Abrikossov born June 25, 1928 and Nobel Prize of physics in 2003), which is practical because a Nobel prize brings in on average 900,000 euros it is therefore a good investment in the future to give birth in June.
7. July: accountants or Instagram influencers
Well I’m not totally sure of the result, it’s still an estimate, please don’t accuse me of fake news.
8. August: sucks at school
People born in August are a bit of a life-breaker. It’s normal they spend their lives hearing their birth month triturated by the bastards who dare to pronounce it “a-ou”.
9. September: Super smart physicists
Well there right now I have no example but it’s because I was not born in September which makes me by definition less eligible for intelligence, sorry bro.
10. October: sporty from head to toe
The month of October turns out to be rather good for the health since it gives the sporting fiber to its nationals. Legend has it that one in 10 children born in October would come out of their mother’s womb with a sports accessory: tennis ball, rugby ball, soccer field goal…
November 11: 99% chance of becoming a serial killer
If there is one information to take away from all this pseudo-scientific slump, it is this: people born in November are more inclined to become serial killers. Finally let’s say that many serial killers are born in November. Well yeah Charles Manson for example! AND BIM, November 12! Thierry Paulin, November 28! Good OK Guy Georges was born on October 15 and Xavier Dupont de Ligonnès on January 9, but frankly, pretty much it could fall in November. And to think that I too was born in November… Listen, it’s too much, I’m going to the police immediately.
12. December: dental dentist
On the other hand, if you were born in the last days of December, don’t dream, you can’t hope for better than a job as a secretary in a dental practice.