Like all the arts, cinema is political. Behind a seemingly innocuous little story often hides the totally biased vision of its author. That’s how we end up with left-wing films, and, above all, right-wing films. Discover now these feature films that smell of Rolex, well-tailored suits and old France. And you know what ? Some are very good anyway, like what.
1. The devil wears Prada
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The devil wears Pradais the story of Andy, a young woman who arrives in New York and becomes the assistant of a tyrannical editor. It’s Anne Hathaway who spends a whole movie doing the dirty work for Meryl Streep and being harassed without flinching. The right of work ? We don’t care. The important thing is to show that you know how to work the hard way to prove yourself. Bosses all over the world love it.
2. The Choristers
School was really much better before, when we dressed properly and knew how to correct children who got out of line. That’s not me saying it, it’s The choristsand it goes much better with pretty songs.
300 rough-bred Spartans resisting against the evil Persian invader is inspiring. Finally, it especially inspires Génération Identitaire and its anti-migrant missions at the borders. Difficult to do more to the right, therefore. And don’t forget: long live the war.
4. North ferry
We could have seen North ferry like a moderate film, because if on the one hand we have a slightly cliché vision of the housing estates, we are also entitled to rotten and corrupt cops. But from the moment Marine Le Pen tells us that she loved this film, we are set: it is a right-wing film.
5. Catch Me If You Can
Or how to glorify the crooks who take advantage of the system. After all, if they’re smarter than the others and on top of that they’re handsome and charismatic, we don’t see why we should hate them. The big losers are those who stay on the straight and narrow: they have no ambition.
6. Little Handkerchiefs
A film to show us the holidays of Cluzet and his friends in Cap Ferret to eat oysters and go boating, had to be done. And to think that we are here like idiots going to Ouigo to spend 1 week in old rentals where there is not even a swimming pool…
7. Gran Torino
When you’re on the right, you’re not necessarily racist. Well, not with everyone. Genre Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, he ends up realizing that foreigners, “there are still good ones”. That’s super nice of him.
8. Camp Rock
There are films whose “right” side is more subtle. For example, in Camp Rock, it is mainly due to the fact that you had to have rich parents capable of paying for a summer music camp with the Jonas Brothers to identify with the characters. It’s not given to everyone. Finally, it is not given to the poor especially, as often.
9. Cons Dinner
More than a right-wing film, Cons Dinner is this kind of film that makes us realize that we are also on the right. We also don’t give a damn about poor François Pignon, we too would like to organize stupid dinners for a good laugh, and, above all, we spend a whole part of the film hoping that Brochant will escape the tax auditor. We should start questioning ourselves.
10. What the hell did we do?
The film announces the color: we are going to dismantle the racist clichés. So, left-wing film? Mmmmmh no actually, since we’re still going to spend 1h30 laughing with these racist clichés and thinking that FINALLY foreigners are nice but only when they have a good situation. So right-wing film.
11. The New Button Wars
It was really better before… By the way, did you know that before we went to school on foot and we didn’t complain? And then we had an orange for Christmas and we were very happy.
A great film that shows us that these big rednecks who go camping because they have no money still have good values and a big heart. It’s moving. A little contemptuous, but moving.