Top 11 things to remember from Koh Lanta the cursed totem, episode 12

Hello Totemixes! I see that you came as you are, so we will be able to look into the program of the day without further delay: the recap of koh-Lanta. Last week, we witnessed the explosion of François’ melon, the ejection of Anne-So, the misuse of the immunity collar by Olga, and Maxime’s revolt (no, that’s not true , Maxime continues to suffer his life). So what will this new episode bring us? Well one thing at least: THE LINKED DESTINIES. And who says pairs says it’s going to be a very sympathetic episode. So here we go. Let’s go. Go.

1. Pauline is the only one of the final Jury to be happy

When Anne-So arrives in the residence of the final jury, Yannick pulls the face, Colin pulls the face, Anne-So herself pulls the face, but Pauline, she discreetly savors her moment. Normal, his friends the reds are giving a beating to the yellows.

Top 11 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 12

Admire that smile of satisfaction

2. AND IT’S THE BINOMIAL

Well ok I already told you in the intro, but it’s cool anyway. Here is the breakdown of the teams:

– Ambre and Bastien: they are so happy to be together, and we understand them.

– Olga and François: Olga is redone while François does not seem too convinced

– Louana and Maxime: Louana has an interstellar seum to fall with the one who has been bothering her since the beginning of the adventure, but Maxime seems to really like it.

– Jean-Charles and Nicolas: Nico pretends to be satisfied, but we all know that he cries inside because JC is a drag on the tests.

– Géraldine and Fouzi: Honestly, we don’t expect much. Neither do they.

What’s cool is that the few remaining ex-yellows are all related to an ex-red, so there’s bound to be some sacrifice in the air.

Top 11 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 12

“Excuse me Denis, JC asks if he can give his dog a call if we win the event”

3. Two events in one

Half-tasting, half-mud. And clearly, given the mouth of the plates, the candidates would prefer to eat mud. As usual, the images of them eating gave us a headache, but it didn’t last too long. In addition we were distracted by Maxime who took the time to make comments as if he had been asked to do a gastro-criticism. On the Jean-Charles side, no surprise: he is still zero. Even to eat it is bad. We like it, huh, but frankly, worst pair.

It is finally the favorites of the event, Ambre and Bastien, who win. For once, Bastien does not find himself in second place (bravo champion). This zero place goes to the duo Olga / Melon, but Denis prefers to push Jean-Charles who was once again very bad.

Top 11 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 12

“JC, comfort is AFTER the event, not during”

4. Maxime is in love

Maxime is so happy to have fallen with Louana who wanted to fire him for several episodes and who will now have to fight to save him. He is turning into a big troll and we have to admit that we really like that.

On the other hand, he managed to tell us that Louana was the “best relationship people”, and there it’s Maxime’s yellow card. We are in Koh-Lanta here, not on LinkedIn.

Top 11 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 12

5. Ambre and Bastien, strong on tests, useless in expressions

“raised like a sous-pope”

“up like a fries stand”

Bernard Pivot has just had a cardiac arrest.

Top 11 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 12

6. Let’s go for the immunity test

We were treated to a new test where each pair had to balance themselves while carrying a pole, and we must admit that it was nice.

The biggest surprise of this event was Louana and Maxime who got along really well. We still got a “I can’t talk, but keep talking to me, I love it” from Maxime, and luckily we had the images in front of us, otherwise it would have been weird. Unfortunately, that wasn’t enough for them to beat Olga and François who were very strong, especially thanks to Olga who spent her entire childhood balancing on a tightrope walker’s rope. We can’t wait to see her on the posts.

The least big surprise is JC who is last, accompanied by Nico therefore. They each take a vote for the next piece of advice, which puts them in a bit of trouble. Bravo nevertheless to JC who officially breaks the record for the greatest number of last places in an adventure. It deserves a totem.

Top 11 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 12

I suggest you take a moment in your day to admire this head of Maxime

7. Olga has her ass rimmed with noodles

After gaining immunity, she finds cassava. In two minutes she will come across a winning EuroMillions ticket. Finally, she is doing much better without Colin and Yannick.

Top 11 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 12

Olga, strong in balance, but extremely bad at hide and seek

8. Louana takes matters into her own hands

She knows she’s handicapped with Maxime and has to work hard to save her ass. Suddenly, she asks François to eliminate Fouzi and Géraldine on behalf of the alliance of former greens (with Nico and Ambre). Basically, she asks François to take out his buddies the ex-reds to save his buddies the ex-greens. A little abused, but what do you want, it’s survival.

Top 11 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 12

“She really thinks I’m going to eliminate my buddies who do everything I ask of them from the start? »

9. MAXIME REBELS

Instead of following the strategy of his partner Louana, Maxime throws everything at Géraldine to bring out Nico the mole and this brave JC instead. Well done Max!! You have finally decided to react!! We stopped believing it would happen.

On the other hand, the quotations from Napoleon are not Maxime. in addition “daring, sir, daring”, it does not exist. The real quote is: “Audacity, more audacity, always audacity” and it was Danton who said it, not Napoleon. Really Maxime, it is better to concentrate on your game.

Top 11 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 12

“I think therefore I am, as Molière said”

10. Maxime flew too close to the sun

The guy had finally freed himself from the weight of the ex-reds and Louana, he had taken off. But Maxime flew too close to the sun and burned his wings: his strategy didn’t work and he was eliminated. It’s stupid, we were just beginning to appreciate it.

Top 11 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 12

11. Louana took a beautiful knife in the back

In addition to Olga and Bastien, François and Ambre voted to get her out. It’s a good big betrayal on the part of François and Ambre that she took with great class. We can say that the Linked Destinies have screwed her up in the sauce, because without that we would have seen her in the final. Come on, hello artist!

PS: why did you give this black vote to Nico? It’s an enigma.

Top 11 things to remember from koh lanta the cursed totem, episode 12

If you needed an image to illustrate disappointment, it would be this face

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