Top 11 Men Who Have Unrealistic Expectations Of Women, Morons

We’ve been used to sexist remarks from men for a long time, but what’s magical (and depressing) is that we never cease to be amazed when we discover new ones. And where we are sure to discover it is when men speak up to say what women should be according to them. It’s fascinatingly stupid.

1. The one who thought there was a menstrual subscription

“I told my boyfriend I was on my period and he told me ” Still ? ». You know what, you’re right, I’m going to cancel my monthly subscription. »

2. The one who thinks fear of a woman at night depends on your lifestyle

_ Hey, if you are a man, I count on you never to approach a woman who is alone at night. It doesn’t matter what you intend – unless it’s an emergency, don’t. You probably have no idea what cold dread jolt and/or dread feels like in these situations. Thanks.

_ Unless he is handsome, well dressed, speaks well and drives an expensive car, right?

_ No, you idiot.

3. The one who wants girls to look like anime girls

“I know she’s an anime girl, but basically if women really looked like that in real life, really, I would want to have sex with them all the time. But apparently that will never happen because I don’t know about you but I’ve never seen a woman who even looked like this but if she did I would treat her with respect like a real one gentleman, but as I said, that will never happen. »

4. The one who believes women are robots

_ Someone just asked me for a source to prove that “women have a living inner life that does not depend on men. Dude, if you need an academic source for that, that’s your problem.

_ Source: women are human beings.

_ Women: “we are people” / Men: “source? »

5. The one who thinks women should always be available for his sexual pleasure

“I never understood how people, especially women, refuse or don’t want to have sex. Basically they think sex is unnatural? That’s like saying you don’t want food to go into your mouth and chewing is too much to bear or something.

The woman can literally lie on her back, use lube and fall asleep. There is nothing more to do afterwards. Literally. And the guy will last, in all, from 3 to 5 minutes. With a condom. No difference with using a dildo. A hard object that enters a hole it is supposed to enter. Women may have no attachment, barely feel their “little dick,” and then go back to watching a movie and eating popcorn. How you can claim that a natural lubed hole where a penis is supposed to go would amount to such a torturous act [qu’un viol] ???

It’s no different than drinking a glass of water, even if you’re not thirsty at all… it won’t kill you. »

6. The one who believes that women must have an orgasm to get pregnant

Tweet :


Man: My wife, who had 4 children and 0 orgasms this year, and who doesn’t have the right to vote, cries a lot.

Doctor: Obviously, she’s crazy. »

Comment : “You know that a woman must have an orgasm to give birth, huh? »

Reply to comment “Oh my god, I have news for you…”

7. The one who believes women’s jewelry has anything to do with their sexuality

“I repeat it again: wearing an ankle chain is a sign that a woman is a lesbian or a prostitute”

8. The one who thinks women are children

“Yes, women are children you can legally have sex with. A woman’s brain lacks the mental capacity to understand cause and effect. Like children, they obey when a male authority figure is in charge. »

9. The one who thinks a woman’s “worth” goes down when she’s had multiple sex partners

Photo “My value is not based on my sexual history”

Comment “If a pair of shoes has already had 50 owners, its value will go down. It’s basic economics. »

10. The one who is just plain big incel

“If she breaks up with you and dyes her hair, then she’s gonna fuck at least 4 guys that month. »

(Yes, we softened the translation because it was bad enough as it was.)

11. The one who thinks women hate their fathers

_ I’m sure you’re a woman

_ May I know where you think that?

_ Because you say your father is an asshole

_ I still do not see how it would imply that I am a woman

_ According to my knowledge, women insult their parents more often than men.

_ I don’t know exactly where you found that either. I’m just gonna get out of here. »

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