If you’ve ever been shown the most generous celebrities, you can imagine that there is their opposite: people who have millions but who keep everything like cheapskates because it sucks to share and you only had to be a star instead of asking for a tip for the coffee you just served, you fucking shit. So we’re going to talk about those people who have money and who are right to keep it instead of sharing it with toothless people like us.
1. Mark Zuckerberg
His fortune : $130.8 billion
Yeah he weighs pretty well in the game, but meanwhile the guy didn’t tip anyone during his entire honeymoon in Rome. And at the same time, he gave you Facebook for free, what do you think, that’s your grandmother? So ok he makes money with our info, but hey. I have no counter arguments. Until I find some check out the funniest tweets about Mark Zuckerberg.
2. Kendall Jenner
His fortune : $22.5 million per year (highest paid model in the world in 2018)
I know it’s famous, but I have no idea why, and I assure you that we live very well without knowing. In any case, she made a name for herself by leaving a restaurant without paying for her meal and later by “forgetting” to leave tips several times (although it is a somewhat compulsory system in the United States anyway). She’s right, that’s how we show them.
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger
His fortune : $300 million
Needless to say, good old Arnold has a lot of money, when you were a big Hollywood star and governor of the United States you should not have much trouble paying for the extra bacon in your burger. In the meantime, the guy is famous for asking for discounts in the stores where he goes to buy stuff, and that’s still really classy on his part.
His fortune : $420 million
When she proposed an internship offer in public relations in her staff the salary was 3 selfies with her and unlimited soda, not even a dollar. And if you want to meet her for two seconds backstage, you’ll have to pay around $1,500. Close to his fans, those who have money. If not what is for you the best song of Beyoncé?
His fortune : $550 million
When you refuse to give a bit of money to your homeless brother who is having a hard time and you pay your employees almost half of what they should normally receive, you fall fairly easily into the stingy box. Good after she pisses you off and your moods, she gives a lot of money to her surgeon and it’s already very nice of her.
6. Justin Timberlake
His fortune : $175 million
Well, normally I don’t like too much when we hit on Justin T for no reason, because this guy is cool (even if he behaved like a jackal with Britney and that we will never forgive him). But he has already admitted that he found the hairdresser too expensive and that suddenly he cut his hair himself. You can call it being stingy, I call it having a gift, because excuse me but cutting them off on your own and having that head is art.
7. Lady Gaga
His fortune : $320 million
The singer was surprised that people look askance when she pays with coupons or asks for discounts while shopping. Well she’s right, there are no small savings, that’s why she ate the meat dress she had worn while having a big barbecue, but all alone, because it is good, bring your eat the others if you want to come.
8. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
His fortune : $320 million
He is the highest paid actor in the world, but he doesn’t care, when he has big parties in a restaurant he leaves by paying a $400 bill and leaving a $10 tip to the waiter. All that’s missing is a middle finger and it’s complete. Well done big, that’ll teach these servers not to have gold coins.
9. Julia Roberts
His fortune : 245 million euros
Just because you’ve got a lot of money and you’re a star doesn’t mean you can’t go to the flea market and negotiate a $20 coat instead of $65 from a poor salesman trying to make a little money. Roberts is like that, it seems that she even negotiates to have extra nuggets in the box of 5 without additional costs.
10. Quentin Tarantino
His fortune : $100 million
Well, there are extenuating circumstances for Tarantino, basically his mother didn’t believe in him too much at the beginning of his career and had pushed him a little to stop, suddenly he told him that he would never give him a round. And he did since he confessed that she never had a penny. Class, that’s how you have to train your darons, you give them a little and then they always want more.