Ooh there.
Wow, that’s dangerous. OOH LA LA. Well, yes: we do. We classify the French TV channels from left to right. Politically eh, not on the TV program. So of course, it is necessarily a bit subjective. Of course, political beliefs are very personal and everyone does what they want. Anyway, we understand each other. Eh ? Good ? Can it be seen that we are paying attention or not? Good.
1.ARTE
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Clearly from the left, even from the extreme left. Many committed and anti-liberal films and documentaries, a very particular way of working and a visceral link with Germany.
We totally imagine Jean-Luc Mélenchon in a turtleneck watching Tracks.
2. FRANCE 3 / FRANCE 5
The ecologist/socialist branch (mdr) of the PAF. Programs on gardening, on the most beautiful villages in France, on the water mills of Limousin or the making of bread in Creuse. And newspapers broken down by region to be close to the people. In short, it eats seeds by cycling along the Canal while supporting small artisans.
3. FRANCE 2
More moderate than its parentage, France 2 still keeps a little pink political color. Like the legend Elise Lucet who fights against big capital, France 2 is still a fairly socially committed channel.
And there, you are going to tell me that one can be socially engaged and on the right. It’s true, but it’s my top I do what I want. So I take out the stat card: according to the Marianne newspaper “the JT of France 2 captures 51% of voters on the left”. If that’s not proof…
4. CANAL+
Canal, it’s your Tonton.
When he was young, he was on the extreme left, even anarchist (Groland, Dummies, De Caunes, porn and drugs everywhere) but the older he gets, the more right-wing he becomes, even a little reactive. And then, I don’t know if it’s related but he also becomes more and more boring and nobody listens to him anymore.
Too bad, he was seriously cool Uncle.
5.NRJ12
NRJ12 has the right to vote but does not understand politics so NRJ12 does not vote.
Finally if, so that Kevin leaves the villa. But not more.
6.TMC
TMC is not really left and not really right. It’s a bit like the Francois Bayrou of TV, it’s been there for years and we got used to it. So ok “Daily” was a bit hyped for a while (like François Bayrou finally) but nothing more either.
And then we ended up not giving a fuck anymore. Like Francois Bayrou.
7.M6
M6 leans a little to the right with its “En Marche” side.
So it’s not only because of Beijing Express (Beijing Express, running? Do you have it? It’s excellent brothel, increase me Topito) but on the whole chain, there’s a small Linkedin start-up side that is nice but sometimes slightly painful. We can imagine Plaza at the Ministry of Housing, Lemarchand at Agriculture and Rotenberg as the President’s spokesperson without any difficulty.
As for Philou Etchebest, he will make cordons bleus. Everything is planned.
8.TF1
It’s no surprise to anyone and it’s almost assumed, TF1 leans to the right. Big RPR-Chirac-Fillon-Sarko vibe for the biggest chain in Europe. Long symbolized by the JT of Pernaut, TF1 is very conservative, populist and advocates success and achievement (big up Claude).
If all this has been true for a long time, it must be recognized that for a few years, the chain has been sanitizing quite a bit and tending to open up. Afterwards, from left to right, let’s all be united against the Canteloup show. Pity.
9. BFM TV
BFMTV is (very) right-wing and wants everyone to know it.
BFMTV has been at PMU since 8 a.m., she already has 5 pastis in her nose and begins to say ” you way it’s all rotten“. BFMTV is not too fond of immigration “Even if I know some nice ones, eh be careful, give me a pastis Thierry”. BFMTV speaks too loudly, does not articulate too much and thinks that marriage for all ” it’s not necessarily a good idea“.
In short, BFMTV is a hunter.
10.CNews
Imagine, a TV channel with regular Pascal Praud, Eric Zemmour, Marion Maréchal Le Pen, Jean Messiha, Florian Phillipot, Charlotte d’Ornellas, Jordan Bardella or Ivan Rioufol as columnists/presenters?
No I’m kidding.
But imagine anyway.
