Hello Totemixes! Did you digest your centipedes well from the last episode? Perfect, because Koh-Lanta is not going to wait for you. Last week, in addition to having eaten disgusting stuff, the candidates eliminated Louana and Maxime (the new best friends) and laid down the new rules: it will be the old greens against the others. So here it is, it’s very nice, but us, the old greens, we would like to see them come out, so we wait for the others to move their loaves to have a little show. Otherwise we will skip over France 3 to watch rotten TV movies, and that we frankly don’t want to. Come on, action please. It left my Kiki.
1. The members of the final jury discover Nico’s double game
Maxime and Louana joined the residence of the final jury with their share of nice little revelations, especially about Nico who has been spying on behalf of the reds from the start.
And that shocked one or two.
2. So Pauline, don’t put yourself in such a state…
Pauline is still in the adventure in her head, suddenly she takes the betrayal of the ex-greens towards Louana to heart and starts to cry. It’s very cute, but she will have to get used to the idea that betrayal is part of the game. It’s not fun Koh-Lanta.
3. Even Geraldine is surprised to still be there
Everyone had forgotten her, including the cameramen.
Well after that, what she doesn’t know is that she’s mostly there because the others were afraid of Louana and wanted to fire her as a priority. But congratulations all the same Géraldine, it’s very strong to be part of the last 8.
4. It goes into apnea
And let’s go for the comfort test, for which we were brought out a classic: apnea under the grid. A test not super delirious but which has the merit of giving a chance to everyone.
Ambre and Bastien are the last two to stand, so they will STILL leave in comfort together to see turtles, but it is Bastien who wins the test and the immunity amulet thanks to his third lung. Very very strong this Bastos.
5. Hot Hot Hot The Curse
Olga abandoned the test first and hit the curse of the totem: an eliminatory test with two other candidates chosen by Bastien and Ambre, the winners of comfort. Very difficult.
Bastien chooses Fouzi for lack of affinity. He looks very sorry but Fouzi is happy. Chelou, but so much the better for him then.
Ambre chooses Jean-Charles, supposedly to give him a chance to shine on a test, but it’s mainly because she knows that she has a chance of not seeing him come back. For his part, JC takes it with a smile, as usual. We are not sure to see him get angry one day on the JC. This guy is way too nice.
6. Fouzi and JC understood that Ambre was talking nonsense
Yes, nonsense. The word is strong, but I know you can take it. Fouzi and JC know very well that Amber chose to walk with the ex-greens and that she preferred to save Nico’s ass rather than theirs. Let’s hope it makes them react for the rest of the game. We’re a little tired of seeing François, Ambre and Nico laying down the law on the camp. We want revolt, the real one.
7. Amber and Bastien’s vacation, episode 2
It’s the return of the little couple on vacation: they ate, they measured turtles, they slept in a sick tent and still disgusted clean sheets with their smelly clothes. Well, that’s all that, but we want action, not see people eating chocolate mousse.
8. It’s time for the playoffs
Before the dreaded ordeal, Denis reminded the three candidates that they were there because of the ex-greens. Denis is good at screwing up shit. Thanks to him, JC promised that he would ask for an explanation when he returned to the camp, but we must admit that it is hard to imagine him getting angry with anyone. Please let him win because we absolutely want to see this.
Come on, let’s go to the test, which is also a classic of recent years: the stacking of balls in balance. Olga, she likes that (the balance), and inevitably she finishes first after 5 minutes. She won the right to stay AND watch JC and Fouzi struggling for the next 3 hours.
SURPRISE: JC DOES NOT FINISH LAST!!! It’s beautiful, and for us it’s as if he had won Koh-Lanta. Unfortunately, it takes a loser, and it fell on Fouzi who had “the cunning of the monkey, the strength of the bull, the heart of a lion”. He also had the sense of balance of a two-week-old puppy, and that didn’t help him. Farewell to the Mbappé of finance.
9. Big Surprise
Denis got excited and announced to JC and Olga that they were going to go to an island to discover a chest there. A mysterious chest…
Well, he may try to put Denis in suspense, we know very well that it will be the famous chest that contains the mail of relatives, but we will have to wait a bit to see that because…
10. IT WAS A HALF EPISODE
It’s very ugly to inflict this on us, especially after spending 20 minutes watching Fouzi and JC stack balls. We are asking for a refund of the TV license fee. Well, finally, the advantage is that for once we were able to go to bed at a decent hour, and that’s still not bad. But we will not forget this betrayal…