Top 10 reasons to adopt a dog instead of having a child (who cries and drools)

You hesitated for a long time. After 5 years of relationship with your loving husband, it was time to commit in some way. You wanted a child, he wanted a dog. You wanted to breastfeed, he didn’t want to be pissed off too much. And finally, sir got the better of your arguments. Don’t get depressed, you still have time before you go to hell with a brat, blow a hose and resell it on eBay. And frankly, you made the right choice.

1. The dog, at least, you can choose.

No more disappointment when you find at birth that your child is curly and hairy in the neck (the fault of his father, that…). You are ugly? Take a beautiful dog. Are you disappointed with his gender? No problem with the mutt.

Top 10 reasons to adopt a dog instead of having a child (who cries and drools)
Picture credits: Topito

2. The dog is always happy to see you coming.

And won’t look down in shame on leaving school pretending you’re not his mother. The dog, even if you just left for 2 minutes to take out the trash, will welcome you as if you were off to war.

Top 10 reasons to adopt a dog instead of having a child (who cries and drools)

3. The dog doesn’t have brat buddies who come to squat with the parents who are fine on Sundays.

You don’t have to hire a clown, blow up balloons, or even bake a Nutella cake for her birthday. And you won’t have to organize fun activities to entertain the brats either. Nor to offer a coffee to the parents.

Top 10 reasons to adopt a dog instead of having a child (who cries and drools)

4. You can kiss him without him saying yuck.

Because it’s super annoying to hear yourself say “yuck” from a little thing that you carried for 9 months and that came out of your uterus one night, tearing your vulvar fork in the process. You haven’t even carried this dog, yet he continues to lick you tenderly out of gratitude.

Top 10 reasons to adopt a dog instead of having a child (who cries and drools)

5. It costs less

The canine has fairly primitive needs: kibble, flea repellent, an old tennis ball, and the dog is happy. He doesn’t need GameBoy, horse riding, or miscellaneous back-to-school supplies.

Top 10 reasons to adopt a dog instead of having a child (who cries and drools)

6. The dog cannot call SOS beaten dog

Good after that is not a reason not to be nice to him. The first one who sticks a slap to his dog I break his knees.

Top 10 reasons to adopt a dog instead of having a child (who cries and drools)

7. He won’t give you his gastro.

Nice, the cleb’s will even re-ingest everything before you have time to clean up. While the kid doesn’t even bother to change his sheets when he puked in them. What ingrates.

Top 10 reasons to adopt a dog instead of having a child (who cries and drools)

8. The dog is not too choosy gastronomically speaking.

No need to worry about trying to get him to eat endives or concoct original, balanced and varied little dishes for him. If it’s beef croquettes every day, he will accept his fate without complaining.

Top 10 reasons to adopt a dog instead of having a child (who cries and drools)

9. You can give it a stupid name.

At the town hall, they didn’t accept that you call your kid Topinambour. Seems that it could harm him… Yet it sounded good. Show bad taste for your 4-legged friend: Adolf, Johnny, Marie-Claude, Princess Starla… No one will tell you anything. The proof We have analyzed the phenomenon of the different types of first names given to your dog and what that means about you.

Top 10 reasons to adopt a dog instead of having a child (who cries and drools)
Picture credits: Topito

10. He will never ask you to buy a baby, or go to Disneyland.

Besides, he won’t ask you anything at all. If not, at the limit, to go out. But it’s still quite reasonable in view of the happiness it gives you every day, at least.

Top 10 reasons to adopt a dog instead of having a child (who cries and drools)

And you, why did you opt for croquettes rather than the bottle?

Related Posts

error: Content is protected !!