All in all, by and large, usually, most often, in the majority of cases, most series pairings are replete with dodgy stereotypes, yucky self-righteousness, and gooey saliva. We know that, we are used to it. But in the worst of the worst there are also even worse couples. Worse than worse. Couples that really make you want to puke. Join my revolt against these couples of death.
1. Jim and Pam in The Office (US version)
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We agree, all the characters in this genius series are rather sad, let’s say that their life is not a dream. In the lot, Jim and Pam were at first touching with all this story of run away from me I’m following you… marriage/ child, “Hello boredom! Do you want to move in with me?”.
Yeah ok I’m single with my sick cat in a maid’s room so maybe I’m a little on edge. BUT STILL.
2. Nick and Jess in New Girl
Well that’s smart, we had two friends on hand who flirt not too much but just enough to make us wiggle, and then there you go… They fell in love. Result of the races we end up with a couple boring at will. Pfft.
3. Marshall and Lily in HIMYM
Unbearable this pseudo-perfect couple who whip up stupidity with their false complicity with two bullets which makes you want to throw vomit through the ears and through the eyes and through all the other unnatural orifices to expel vomit. Alright, I’m going to drink a cup of gall, I’m thirsty.
4. No wait…actually Robin and Ted in HIMYM
Anyway, it’s a failed version of Ross and Rachel, that’s all we can say about this dumb couple.
5. Ross and Rachel in Friends
Either way it’s a failed version of Jerry and Elaine in Seinfeldthat’s all we can say about this dumb couple.
6. No wait…actually Monica and Chandler in Friends
This thrill of prohibition at the start of their relationship quickly gives way to stages of copular boredom. Well in their defense, it must be said that any American series that rushes into the love story does not generally escape the silliness around marriage and all the fuss. I promise you I have nothing against marriage. But admit that Monica and Chandler’s marriage just makes you want to hang yourself.
7. Mister Big and Carry Bradshaw in Sex and the city
Not only Mister Big, IT’S NOT A NAME OF ONE EVER FIRST OF FIRST. But above all, what do we care about their rotten story with this jug that has more shoes in its closet than vocabulary in its mouth? Yeah well you have captured it, I do not carry the series in my heart. For example, I prefer quinoa.
8. Carlos and Gabrielle in Desperate Housewives
Clearly the worst character in the series (yes, not afraid to throw a stone in the pond). But her boyfriend? UGH. What an abomination to see this despicable couple giving birth to a poor child who will undoubtedly end up drugged and will vote for Valérie Pécresse. It is unbearable. But not as much as all those moments when we cried in Desperate Housewives.
9. Leonard and Penny in Big Bang Theory
The neu-neu neighbor with a nice chest paraphernalia (= big wheels) in relation to the unattractive geek… Let’s say we are on a good big pile of clichés. And as we know, too much cliché kills the cliché. And murder is against the law, so calm down.
10. Eleven and Mike in Stranger Things
Already that the series begins to seriously take us out by the eyes, it is obviously the worst couple of the series. Everything is embarrassing, starting with the clogs they roll at the end of the first season (a scene that has not really been validated by Millie Bobby Brown). The story of this heartbreaking couple continues in mediocrity over the seasons.
Well I concede it to you, in reality all the couples of series are rotten. There, it is said.