Top 10 of the most messed up children’s drawings in history, finally when you understand nothing about…

Most messed up children: We asked you to send us the worst drawings that children could offer you, and we can say that we were not disappointed. It’s very ugly. And very beautiful at the same time. These children have understood everything about art, it is you who are missing out on the aesthetic and commercial value of these pictorial works worthy of the greatest. And as we were amazed, we decided to pay tribute to the finest artists of our time by exhibiting the wonderful gifts they have deigned to offer to the world, and we put our greatest art experts on the blow to decode what you have not been able to observe.

Editor’s note, this top dates from before the confinement, but you are completely invited to send us new drawings so that we can make this magnificent artistic catalog grow. We have no doubt that your children will continue to implement their art more than ever now that they have nothing else to give a fuck.

1. “MOMAMA”

What power. The addition of a third “A” in the denomination “mom” must above all not be considered as a fault of the child, it testifies to a love which surpasses the usual affection of a son for his mother. For the rest, just observe how gently the artist underlines the beauty of his mother’s gaze with black pencil. The luscious lips as well as the roundness of the belly complete the picture as a big thank you, thank you for your fertility mom, thank you for giving birth to me. It’s moving.

Most messed up children
Picture credits: Amanda L

2. “A pink flamingo doing a split in the night”

A simple crescent moon, two fir trees and the decor is set. It is the night, in a forest that one dares to imagine Scandinavian or Canadian. Place where you don’t expect to find the so-called flamingo. And therein lies the full force of the absurdity of this drawing. A pencil line like a witticism that comes to fight against a rationality that has become boring, expected, gloomy. A wide gap between the gloom of the world and the freshness of the imagination. Genius.

Top 10 of the most messed up children's drawings in history, finally when you understand nothing about...
Picture credits: Eva D.

3. “The Queue Leu Leu”

A moving work which proves that the grease pencil still has good years ahead of it. These humanoid forms clearly evoke a chain of solidarity in which feeling the posterior of its partners is not humiliating. On the contrary, it is a feeling of fraternity and happiness that emerges from this clumsy wandering. A stone in the pond that reminds us that the love of our neighbor is a priority.

Top 10 of the most messed up children's drawings in history, finally when you understand nothing about...
Picture credits: Oliver R.

4. “Dad and Mom”

Mom and dad, or dad and dad? We have here a fresco that finely depicts the social and ethical questions that arise today around the globe. Should we still talk about gender? Should parenthood be heterosexual? The artist definitely takes sides by representing side by side the stereotype of virility as well as a transgender and happy individual. The pink penis alone synthesizes this thought: no more clichés, virility can be feminine. Hats off.

Top 10 of the most messed up children's drawings in history, finally when you understand nothing about...
Picture credits: Ali Son

5. “Dad has a nice mustache”

The roundness, the bonhomie, this is what inspires us this portrait which draws its power from its simplicity. Regardless of the resemblance, regardless of the details, the most interesting lies in the symbolism of the few elements that the child consents to offer us. This round face and this smile obviously suggest the kindness and love of a father, while this strict mustache, which evokes a sadly famous dictator, testifies to the authority of the parent who must guide his little people on the right path of life. A painting that relegates a Da Vinci or a Rembrandt to second place.

Top 10 of the most messed up children's drawings in history, finally when you understand nothing about...
Picture credits: Amanda M.

6. “Little Mermaid”

Disney revisited and perverted with all the force of phallic symbolism. Here is expressed the rejection of the ordinary sexism of cartoons which is imposed on the innocence of the child. A work unfortunately denatured by the vandalism of an adult who insisted on adding his touch: “are we talking about it? Probably the act of a fanatical extremist who refuses to come out of his shackles.

Top 10 of the most messed up children's drawings in history, finally when you understand nothing about...
Picture credits: Hannah L.

7. “A very ugly plant”

Proof, if needed, that the ugly is not the enemy of artistic beauty. We can represent ugliness in all that it offers good to whoever wants to observe it, dissect it, embrace it. One could reproach the too prompt recourse to the use of the penile form. Nevertheless, the force of the approach sweeps away with a gesture this awkwardness that we can attribute to the youth of an artist who will undoubtedly have to be followed in the years to come.

Top 10 of the most messed up children's drawings in history, finally when you understand nothing about...
Picture credits: Sarah M.

8. “Butterflies in the Forest”

Katie and Danielle, two butterfly-vulvas that radiate their serenity to us, flying over a forest of erect penises in the direction of their two suns. Sometimes genius needs words.

Top 10 of the most messed up children's drawings in history, finally when you understand nothing about...
Picture credits: Malco C.

9. “Dad and Mom”

What can we say when the whole allegory of the phallic attribute overwhelms us with meaning? This is an obvious critique of the consumer society. The sex of the parents points proudly in the direction of a car, as if in an irrational desire to buy. Thus the vehicle becomes the object of a sexual attraction which takes the place of the other. Despite everything, our artist remains benevolent towards these adults who gave birth to him and who are only victims of a structure that is beyond them. Bright.

Top 10 of the most messed up children's drawings in history, finally when you understand nothing about...
Picture credits: Leila D.

10. “The mother who carries the weight of the world on her shoulders”

We are still speechless in front of the magnificence of this two-color achievement which exudes emotions that a Munch would not have denied. This procreator presents the obvious signs of premature wear and tear in the face of the violence of life. The dark circles, the neglected hairstyle as well as the roughness of his fingers testify to this. But, against all odds, this mother reaches out to her child who seizes the unique opportunity to represent a moment of life: the maternal combativeness which turns to its most precious possession. How can one remain insensitive to the splendor of this poetry?

Top 10 of the most messed up children's drawings in history, finally when you understand nothing about...
Picture credits: Nathan A.

Related Posts

error: Content is protected !!