Top 10 jobs even harder to assume than porn actor

Imagine, you are invited to your in-laws’ house for the first time, and then your mother-in-law asks you what you do for a living. You answer him: “porn actor”. Huge discomfort. Because it’s true that it’s not an easy job to take on, it conveys such a bad image. But that mother-in-law is reassured, it could have been worse: there are even hotter jobs to assume in public. Professions much more shameful in the eyes of society than ken in front of a camera.

1. Paparazzi

The paparazzi harass stars who do everything to escape the paparazzi. There’s nothing to add in fact: taking pictures of people without their consent is a bastard thing. So, when it’s your job, you must feel a bit stupid when you announce it to the people you meet. Well, if you have some semblance of self-esteem, which the paparazzi don’t seem to have.

2. Collection agent

This is what being a debt collector is all about: you get up in the morning, you go to the office, you pick up your phone and you threaten people to pay off their debts. You threaten little old women who don’t have a lot of pensions, unemployed people at the end of their right, struggling students, young couples without work… In short, you put your soul in the trash and you make poor people cough up money . Tell that to your date tonight, we’ll see if he agrees to have a second drink.

3. Technician in a lab who does experiments on animals

“Today I smoked a hundred rats and only 34 developed cancer” is the kind of sentence that could make your guests uncomfortable at a dinner party. To be avoided, therefore. Generally speaking, let these poor rats alone by the way.

4. Lobbyist

Lobbyists earn mountains of money to defend the economic interests of more or less (but mostly less) desirable industries, such as pharmaceutical labs, pesticide manufacturers or slaughterhouses. They misinform, they corrupt, they pressure legislators to bend… in short, it’s Satan, but a Satan who really slept badly and who is in a bad mood. Next door, a porn actor is Abbé Pierre (but without the Catholic aspect).

5. Moneylender

The usurer lends you money but with sick interest rates because his little thing is to take advantage of the distress of others. If the evil scale goes from 1 to 10, the usurer is at 12. Or even 13.

6. Politician

Oh yeah, I don’t hesitate to say out loud what everyone was already thinking out loud. Bam bam bam, take that in your face politicians. I am the lousy masked avenger. I’ll be back soon to shoot more ambulances, like dictators, conspirators and people watching Tomorrow Belongs To Us. See you soon.

7. Russian Ambassador

Not so long ago it was a stylish position, but today it must be much more complicated to assume. When you spend your days repeating the official declarations of your country which are only a bunch of badly disguised bullshit, inevitably, you pass for an idiot in the eyes of the general public.

8. Tobacco industry

Hey, how about we sell cancer? And I’m not talking about the astrological sign hahaha.

You can find tickets for my comedy show at the bottom of this top. Half price for the unemployed, one-legged people and Bazoches-les-Gallerandes badminton club graduates.

9. Weaponsmith

THEY MAKE AND SELL WEAPONS GUYS. WEAPONS. TO KILL PEOPLE. What more do you want me to tell you? I no longer have the words. I’m running to get my dictionary and I’ll come back to you.

10. Trading

When your job is to speculate on stuff just to make money at the expense of other people, after a while you have to find something a little more interesting to do with your life. And by “interesting”, I mean “something that is of interest to society”. But hey, maybe it’s my left-wing side talking.

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