The same way everyone hates anchovies and green olive tapenade (don’t mess around trying to contradict me guys), there are things that everyone likes and among these stars that we would like to be friends with we have listed the French personalities that everyone loves to the bottom of the panties (the bottom of the panties being the highest degree of love that one can devote to a person whom one does not know personally).
1. Alain Chabat
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Behind this man hides essential works of French humorous heritage such as Les Nuls, Burger Quiz, Asterix and Obelix: Mission Cleopatra…
If you are not yet convinced, we have given you proof that Alain Chabat is a genius.
The only valid reason to hate him: his real name is Alain Yves Stéphane Chabat.
2. Marina Fois
She made us laugh with the Robins Hood, she is one of the best hosts of the Burger Quiz (this show polarizes a lot of people that we have no right to hate, I agree). She’s great at everything she does and she has great hair.
If you are not yet convinced, we have given you the reasons to devote a cult to Marina Foïs.
The only valid reason to hate her: the umlaut of his last name, it fucks the female dog.
3. Omar Sy
Only good career choices, the guy plays in crazy movies after having made us laugh in the after-sales service, absolute consecration in simply black where he wonderfully plays the unbearable guy that everyone adores.
If you are not yet convinced, we have given you a lot of unusual information about Omar Sy.
The only valid reason to hate him: he is the favorite number 1 personality of the French, it’s suspicious.
4. Mister V
We’ve known him since we were kids (yes, already) and he’s one of the few people on earth who hasn’t yet had a harassment case revealed on his account. He also had his character in NBA2K which is the ultimate class. Not to mention the fact that it is a source of memes with infinite potential.
If you are not yet convinced, you have been given the reasons to elect Mister V president.
The only valid reason to hate him: the letter V is the lowest in the alphabet.
5. Kad Merad
This guy just seems way too nice, period. I want to go on vacation with him. Even in Cholet.
The only valid reason to hate him: his film choices.
6. Elise Lucet
The mega star of investigative journalism, we are passionate about his program Cash investigation which makes us want to go and ask our parents to account for their financial investments.
If you are not yet convinced, we have given you the best pressure shots of Elise Lucet.
The only valid reason to hate her: when you have hidden bank accounts in the Bahamas.
7. Blanche Gardin
All his shows are great, and he’s the only person who managed to make us laugh in the Molières ceremony without saying shit.
If you are not yet convinced, we have given you the best punchlines of Blanche Gardin.
The only valid reason to hate her: if we swap the “r” and the “l” it’s Branche Galdin and it’s really less good.
8. Jean-Jacques Goldman
And good news he is 70 years old today. Kisses JJ.
If you are not yet convinced, we have the best songs of Jean-Jacques Goldman.
The only valid reason to hate him: the song “all life”. We will never forget it. It is engraved in the marble of our eternal suffering.
10. Jonathan Cohen
The funniest guy on earth. Or at least from the 3rd arrondissement (according to at least three unreliable sources, he resides in this area). After the consecration of La Flamme, I don’t know many people on this cursed planet capable of criticizing this beautiful person even if he wears sunglasses in gray weather.
If you’re not convinced yet, we have reasons to marry Jonathan Cohen.
The only valid reason to hate him: he refused to come to my birthday party. Yet it was a tea party at my mother’s.
So yes I could also have talked about Josiane Balasko, Samuel Etienne, Virginie Efira, Valérie Lemercier, Anne-Elisabeth Lemoine, Etienne Carbonnier but I don’t have that to do I have to go and dust all the frames in my living room .