Top 10 filth between brothers and sisters that we always do once adults (that’s it…

Being 18, 25 or even 40 doesn’t necessarily mean you’re mature and there’s plenty of evidence that you’re not an adult. When you spend time with your brothers and sisters, certain reflexes come back instinctively and you can’t help pissing off your family like when you were 12. It’s normal, it’s the law of siblings.

1. Remind your parents of all his bullshit

When you go to spend a few days with your parents and your brothers and sisters are there, you know it’s time to bring out all the nonsense they may have done. The goal is to talk about it as a distant anecdote that will make everyone laugh but in reality, you know it will cause chaos.

Top 10 filth between brothers and sisters that we always do once adults (that's it...

2. Leaving your room with the door open

If you’re an only child, you’ve probably never known this moment: you’re in your room quietly vibrating when suddenly your brother comes in and stares at you without doing anything. After a while, he does a little dance and knocks the contents off your shelf before leaving, turning off the light and leaving the door open.

3. Fighting to get to the front in the car

No matter how old you are, spending a car trip in the back seat is out of the question. In a family of three or more children, it is often the eldest who drives and the youngest who finds himself in the back, isolated from everyone.

Top 10 filth between brothers and sisters that we always do once adults (that's it...

4. Assign him the slightly dirty fork when setting the table

There is always a fork in the cutlery drawer that has been washed less well than the others. It is not very dirty but it is out of the question that YOU eat with it. When you set the table, you have the power to choose who will have the dirty fork and of course, it always falls on your brother or your sister.

5. Telling embarrassing stories in front of your friends

Meeting the friends of his brothers and sisters is always a magical moment. It’s even funnier when you can tell embarrassing anecdotes about your little brother and/or little sister and you’re certainly not going to stop doing it to preserve their dignity.

Top 10 filth between brothers and sisters that we always do once adults (that's it...

6. Waking him up super early making a lot of noise

Whether you’re 6 or 40, it’s always a pleasure to wake up your brother or sister who is sleeping soundly. Obviously, all techniques are welcome: fog horns, loud music, vuvuzela and bucket of water are the great classics.

7. Put all the stuff you don’t want in her room anymore.

When you have a small room because you don’t live in a palace, you get into the habit of sorting your toys from an early age to make room. The problem is that you don’t really want to throw all those toys away so you put them in your brother’s or sister’s room. This habit persists years after leaving the family home and it’s always a pleasure to enter his child’s room to find the mess that your brother left the last time he came to your parents.

Top 10 filth between brothers and sisters that we always do once adults (that's it...
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8. Calling her by a silly nickname

When you have brothers and sisters, you must have already had a thousand nicknames. It might be a lousy pun with your first name like “Gabite” for Gabriel, but simple “big shit” and “bolosse” work just fine too.

9. Stay 2h30 in the bathroom

As with Ross and Monica in Friends, your relationship with your siblings has improved as you grow up, but it’s definitely not possible to ever live together again. As soon as you spend a weekend with your parents and one of your siblings is also there, it is obvious that you are going to spend hours in the bathroom just to piss him off.

Top 10 filth between brothers and sisters that we always do once adults (that's it...
Picture credits: Topito

10. Burn his house and take his children hostage

Oh no, you don’t do that?

Obviously, we also continue to tell lies to the little brothers and sisters but it’s much less funny because they are less naive after 30 years.

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