Top 10 dumbest people of the week, episode 152

Hello Hello ! If you have a good idea of ​​time, you know that today is Friday, the day of the weekdays. So get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I leave you, I have just been called to join the ABBA group. Bye.

1. She misunderstood the question

“A little throwback to that time when the car insurance lady asked my mom for front, back and side pictures but she didn’t quite understand. »

*front, back and profile photos of the mother*

“Susan, you are very pretty but I need the photos of your vehicle”

2. Hey, that’s WEIRD

“Lonely Ape, NFT’s dating platform, closes for lack of women”

Maybe it has to do with the fact that most women don’t give a shit about NFTs…

3. Apparently Oklahoma has a lot of teubes

” Your attention please. Bear spray DOES NOT WORK LIKE bug spray. We would like not to have to repeat it again. »

4. And if not the USA, do you plan to ban weapons one day or not?

“You know you live in a crazy country when someone asks you ‘did you hear about the shooting? » and that you have to answer « which one? »

5. A Simple Flag Question

” _ Oh my God ! Look what socialism has done to my beautiful country! It preserved our ancient history, gave us health care, and our currency is worth more than the US dollar. THIS IS SO HORRIBLE!!! *Italian flag*

_ Really ? Why do thousands of people from your country cross the border into the United States?

_ From Italy? Are you okay sir? »

6. It just makes sense

“_ How do atheists decide to make good or bad choices?

“If you need the threat of eternal punishment to be a good person, you’re not a good person. »

7. Otherwise you just have to write a good book, right?

A professor in Texas asks his students to rate his books 5 stars to get a 20/20:

“BONUS OFFER, if you:

– Download both books

– Flip through them to the last page on Kindle

– Give both 5 stars and a good review

– Take a screenshot and send it to me

(don’t write “he’s my teacher” or “I’m in his class” or something like that)

You will have a 20″

8. Awkward

“When I was hungover, I went shopping. I wanted to grab a packet of sausages and someone wanted to grab it at the same time, so I backed off, apologized, and told him he could go. Then I realized that I had seen my own arm reflected in a mirror, and that I had apologized to a lady who was handing out samples.

9. Worst sandwich ever

“So…this is probably one of the weirdest messages I’ve ever sent, and I apologize in advance.” Your son was bitten by a turtle. On his tongue.

He’s fine, it was a small cut and he’s not bleeding anymore. He just hurts. But I wanted you to know.

How did it happen ? He grabbed her and held her by the face, then opened his mouth wide to pretend he was going to “eat her like a sandwich.”

So again, I’m sorry this happened on my watch. I can honestly say that I did not expect to face this kind of problem today. »

10. A lot of things are racist, but NOT EVERYTHING is racist

“_ There must be a better name for a disease than “monkey pox”

_ Agree 100% with you. Sounds a little racist given his name. […]

_ It’s just that it actually comes from the monkeys »

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