Well hello. No, you’re not dreaming, today is Friday, the day of the weekdays. So get ready for a good batch of idiots, morons, jerks and other ignoramuses. You have the right to laugh but don’t forget to take a little IQ test to find out if you too deserve to be part of this incredible selection. With that, I leave you, I will learn to conjugate the verbs of the first group. Bye.
1. A sense of priorities
“Harvard and Yale propose that we tackle global warming by dimming the Sun. It sounds crazy, but according to their research, it could actually cut the rate of global warming in half. »
“Mdr, we are going to fight the Sun before even attacking capitalism”
2. Scammers are stupid
“Honestly, if the scammers were a little more nuanced they could totally get me. Like I won a million dollars? Uh it’s a bit obvious scam. I won a pizza? Yeah here’s my social security number. »
3. “I’m not racist… BUT”
I’m not a racist (unless you’re using the retarded leftist sense of the term). I don’t hate people just because they’re a different race. If I see a normal black person, I would treat them like any other normal human, but I won’t claim that an average black person is as good as an average white or Asian person. »
4. If this sign exists, it means that big teubes exist
« GIFT CARD SCAM
Clients receive phone calls telling them that they have missed their jury duty, or that they have not paid a bill etc. etc These are scams. No official government organization will ever call or ask for gift cards. »
5. And a transphobic stump here
“If you see a dent in a right-wing woman’s pants, it’s a gun.
If you see a bump in a leftist woman’s pants, it’s a penis. »
6. Tiffany should have shut her up
Google review of a car garage: “Horrible! He did not come “
Reviewer response: “Ahhhh my first 1 star review. I’ve been waiting for this for 8 months. Well Tiffany, I actually did come, and I did diagnose your Dodge Caravan with your husband next to me. It needs a new starter. You knew I was there because you texted me and told me how unhappy you were with your husband and how “super hot” I was. So I wanted to be a good person and showed the text messages to your husband. Eeeet now you are mad with rage so you leave me a 1 star review. Well Tiffany, I’m giving you a 1 star review on being a good wife. May God protect you. »
7. Good translation
“Adult children are costing many parents their retirement savings”
“Young adults are forced to rely on their parents’ help to survive due to crippling student debt and extremely low wages”
8. Nice for people in their forties
Children imagining what life is like at 40:
” I am forty years old. I have wrinkles and gray hair and I have a cane to help me walk”
” I am forty years old. I’m getting old. I just left work because I can’t get up and down hills. I know I will die soon. »
9. It’ll Work
“Indian minister fights climate change by pouring cold water on globe”
10. Well, it’s not his fault: at 4 years old everyone is dumb
“My 4 year old niece can’t read and she bought me this card because it had a ‘cute dog with a birthday hat’ on it”
the message of the card: “Already dead”
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